sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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you can. it's awesome. and insane. but mostly awesome.

[literallyknowsnothing]

oh? you mean you don't have some hot high school boyfriend waiting for you?

[fullofsongs]

joff broke up with me for margaery

[literallyknowsnothing]

oh. uh. sorry to hear that.

[awkward jon snow is very awkward, but there's another text that comes in a few moments later.]

for what it's worth, i think joff's a bit of a prick. and not very bright if he's taking someone else over you.

that's just not being fair. everything's a masterpiece next to alien 3

[streetfighter]

see you soon, doc

[gip]

those aren't half bad ideas

[funked]

give me 10, though if I could make this train go faster just for that I would

[antikaiju]

Just muscle. Most were just clean lacerations. Hurt for awhile, but the pt helped

[opir]

Where are you right now?

[modernqueen]

ooo, yes very happy, thanks. but i'm not averse to pants off, too. <3

[fullofsongs]

it was really hard. esp because margaery is one of my bffs.

thanks. means a lot. punch him for me?

[daughterofair]

and again, eww. wtf are you sexting dad for? didn't your new meds make you all weird and shit?

[literallyknowsnothing]

if i send you a dick pic, will you help me test out my shower? because i could manage that, if so.

[literallyknowsnothing]

if they find his body floating in the bay on monday, it wasn't me, okay? i swear i'll keep it to just punching the little shit.

[walkedout]

adults enjoy sex too.
Yes, but I skipped a few days. Just to put the spark back into my marriage.

[bombers]

and doing whatever it was you did on the wall.

[fullofsongs]

this is why you're the best! srsly you're beating robb right now.

[daughterofair]

i am now picturing everything that i normally only hear. great. thanks, mom.

wait, what? you did what? mom, you're not supposed to do that.

hiccup horrendous haddock iii ☁ how to train your dragon

[flightsuit]

[modernqueen]

if you send me a dick pic i will TOTALLY (all caps) help you test out your shower. but it better be really you.

[walkedout]

oh shh! we'll put on louder music next time.

just this once, who's counting?

[literallyknowsnothing]

robb's got the handicap of not being the one to have just made plans to come spend the weekend in bed with you. but i'll take it anyway. he's good enough with girls on his own that he won't miss being favored by one of them.

[gip]

cousin's, is that an invitation?

[literallyknowsnothing]

why would i send you a picture of someone else's dick when i want to put mine inside you? it's not like you don't know what it looks like.

[aaaaand a minute later, she gets a picture of a dick with hand wrapped around the base that definitely belongs to jon.]

see? i even got it warmed up for you.

[daughterofair]

OMG.

only once? you swear?

[opir]

That's exactly what this is. You bring the weed, I've got plenty of booze. We'll make a night of it.

I've got the place to myself.