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bakerstreet2014-10-08 06:54 pm
Actually College Meme
taken from deliverusfromsburb.tumblr's college au prompts
1. Save the tigers! I'm really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat.
2. I wish I had a single. My roommate's significant other is staying over, so can I please sleep on your floor?
3. Weather, interrupted. It's pouring and my final paper is in my backpack, so I guess we're stuck under this tiny awning together. Do you think they'd deliver pizza here?
4. I don't have a problem, you have a problem. I know I keep coming to the cookie shop, and for some reason it's always your shift, but don't you dare judge me. I need these for my sanity.
5. I don't know what to believe anymore. It's 3am and I'm still in the library studying for finals, and I'm losing my grip on reality, and I think I just saw a ghost.
6. Safety is an illusion, and no one can be trusted. Campus-wide Humans versus Zombies. Dorm versus dorm, major versus major.
7. Why do teachers even do this? G r o u p p r o j e c t.
8. One does not simply find parking on campus. You keep parking in the space outside my student house, you absolute asshole.
9. This is an abuse of authority. You're the RA and you're trying to bust me for having hermit crabs.
10. Midnight bake? You're baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I'm angry but also really hungry.
11. Everything's a competition. We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can't stop.
12. Well that was different. You're part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance.
13. What happens in the co-op, stays in the co-op. The frosh just ate two special cookies without realizing it and thought they were having a psychotic breakdown. The paramedics are on their way.
★ Go your own way. As long as it's not an art major. Want to play fast and loose (like with your classes)? Go ahead! This is college, where everything's made up and the points don't matter.