Misplaced Call Meme

[dajra]

MISPLACED CALL MEME

In this day and age, texting is the go-to method of communication. But sometimes a good ol` fashioned phone call is the quickest and easiest way to convey information. Though your number dialing skills seem a bit rusty...because you've called the completely wrong person.

How to:
✓ Post a character you would like to be misdialed (Character name, series, and preferences in the subject line, if you choose)
✓ Pick a prompt (RNG or otherwise)
✓ Reply to other characters with your misdirected messages
✓ Chaos ensues

Prompts:

1. Catching up | Maybe you were trying to reach an old friend or a parent, just to check in. Has the dog had the puppies yet? Did you get that new job you were aiming for?
2. Delivery | The munchies are upon you, but driving is impossible. Do you guys offer extra sauces for free? How big are your pizzas? Do you deliver outside the city? Can I use coupon? What about extra fees?
3. Tech support | Your computer is on the fritz, or maybe your car is making a weird noise. Or maybe you're trying to activate something on your newfangled voice-activated refrigerator, but nothing is going right and you really need answers now before the ice maker floods your whole kitchen.
4. Number from the bar | You had your eye on a girl/guy from the party. Or maybe you chatted someone up at the bar and convinced them to give you their number. Too bad they faked you out and gave you the wrong one.
5. Revenge | Someone's pissed you off. Maybe they did something to wrong you, or maybe they did something to wrong your friend. Regardless, you have some strong words to share with them and they better strap in and listen to all you have to say.
6. Money | You really need to borrow some cash so you can pay your rent this month. Or maybe someone's owed you gas money for weeks. Or maybe you just need to ask for a little more time before the mob comes knocking at your door.
7. Sex Line | It's late. You're desperate. And nothing besides the hot steamy voice of someone you can't see is gonna get you off tonight.
8. Prank call | What? You didn't misplace a call at all? You meant to call this stranger on PURPOSE? Is your refrigerator running? The classics never get old.
9. Optional | Do whatever you want to do!

Your dose of [ t a b o o ]

[depletes]

Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture. So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk? - Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better! - Reply to others. - Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s. ( trigger warning )

Discovery

[considers]

DISCOVERY ( smut meme ) Before this moment, sex never, for all intents and purposes, crossed your mind. Maybe you just weren't interested. Maybe you thought no one would be interested in you, or that you didn't deserve it or weren't compatible with the act itself. There's even the chance that you haven't even known about sex at all - perhaps if you did, you could only associate it with terrible things or past traumas couldn't let you even fathom it. All of that reasoning is in the past, though. Now, right now, you're with a person who makes you feel...everything. And you want to keep going, as you're mapping out new experiences and pleasures you never knew existed as you learn how to let go and be intimate. More importantly, you feel safe with this person, and safe to explore them, too. You definitely want to do a lot of that, because learning about them is even more interesting than learning new quirks about yourself. The way they move, the noises they make, it's all so warm and intoxicating. You may have never imagined you'd find yourself in such a sexually charged scenario, but you don't want to stop this union any time soon. Comment with your character, preferences, info, etc. Reply to someone. Play. ♥

room full of puppies: the meme

[ex_cherrybomb869]

TRAPPED IN A ROOM FULL OF PUPPIES
This is pretty self-explanatory. Somehow, you and somebody else are trapped in a room full of puppies. There is no door. There are no windows. Don't ask how you got here, don't worry about finding a way out, just sit down, shut up, and play with the puppies. It's you, another person and about twenty or so rambunctious puppies.  You can do pretty much anything you want in the room, but remember that there are twenty or so rambunctious puppies who love licking you and jumping on you and treating you as a personal chew toy.  So yeah.  I'd recommend keeping your clothes on.

Bonus points will be given to people who specify what breed of puppy is in the room.  Super bonus points will be given to people who link to pictures or Youtube videos of said breed of puppy.  Because c'mon you guys.  Puppies.

the hospital meme

[bababooey]

 

THE HOSPITAL MEME

Hospitals are important and provide life saving services. But face it, no one likes them. And people like being stuck in them even less.

Except now you are.

Try to make the best of it. How bad can things be when there's a seemingly never-ending amount of jello? Maybe you'll meet a cute doctor (or candy striper). Maybe both. Supply closets come in handy for more than just supplies.

( follow the cut for scenarios  )

Pregnancy Meme

[memeliscious]

The Rabbit Done Died


"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.


Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!

So, how far along are you anyway?


1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months - Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. In labor - Exactly what it implies. You're having that kid!

7. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.

 

Disregard Game Tags Acquire TFLNs

[allaboutmeme]

Do it here!

It's a promise.

[ouijaboard]

P R O M I S E D A big old ring with a big old stone, or some plastic thing from a gumball machine. A necklace with a family history. A cool hat with your own personal logo on it, or your favorite shirt. A grungy ninja cowl. A lovebite to the neck. The trinket can be anything, and the proposal doesn't have to be for marriage. All this gift from one to another has to represent is a promise: one that means you take the relationship between the two of you seriously and you want to take things to the next level - whether you openly acknowledge this fact or not. Oh, and this promise is also a sign to the whole darn world that this person is off the market. Can't forget that side effect. All that aside, it's time to give that special someone what you've settled on, no matter if you've mulled over what to offer them forever or if this is a spur of the moment decision. Top level with those sweet, sweet info + prefs. If you're feeling creative, you can even top level with what kind of "promise" item your partner would offer their partner - or how they'd respond to being given such a gift or mark. This is not a marriage meme, so those who aren't of the marrying kind or the marrying age are welcome to come be cute, too. Reply to others.

Mutual Masturbation Meme at The Love Hotel

[baitings]

Mutual Masturbation;

HERE AT THE LOVE HOTEL