[For Zed to still refer to him as a lady...strange as it sounds, it made Right feel a little better about the whole thing. It certainly earned Zed a brighter grin than before.

Then, Right turned to the waiter and stated in his best "lady" voice] I believe I'll have one of every dish, including the desserts.

[The Waiter, naturally, was taken aback by such a huge order.] Sir-- [A brief pause upon glancing at Zed.] I-I mean...my lady! Such a large meal...are you sure you can consume all of it?

Oh, I definitely will. And even if I don't, I'll just take the rest home...unless my date wants some of it, of course. [He added the last part as an afterthought.]