Then she'll at least know that you're interested and consider you.

[She crawls over (walking really is not a good idea right now) and stares him in the face for a good long minute, with the thoughtful expression of someone who is really drunk, before sitting back on her heels and nodding decisively.]

You're beautiful enough that that might work already. [Yup. Don't worry cousin, your looks will get you far, because she says so.]