"Naturally," Loki says, rolling his eyes. "You sulk for a bit in whatever prison they have concocted this time, and then escape when you get bored. Really, you'd think they'd stop trying." He has, possibly, been imprisoned once or twice himself. ...Well. Old Loki had been, anyway; he hardly counts his brief stint in the Avengers tower lockup as 'imprisonment'.

"A word of advice though, from one Loki to another: Midgard is an amazing place if you give it a chance. They have the internet. And their cuisine has actually evolved beyond the point of 'whole animals spit-roasted on an open fire'. I promise you, bacon will change your life. Hel, unlike Asgard, the people there actually change."