Mmm, it is a pretty rough city these days. All sorts of dastardly sorts running around - Man could get hurt, walking around by himself. Good thing I had you to wake me up...
[The man nods seriously, chin back in his hand. Then he claps his hands together.]
I am sorry for him NOT REALLY
[The man nods seriously, chin back in his hand. Then he claps his hands together.]
That's it! I need a bodyguard! What do you say?
[He beams as if this is quite an excellent idea!]