The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[paradoxic_hero]

Aren't you supposed to make me believe first?

[sand_witch]

Annnd...what would you like to drink? Neutrally?

[gangnam_stiyl]

Surprise me.

[searches_forhim]

[She chooses to ignore the hidden temple remark. Mainly because she's had one too many martinis to muster a witty comeback.]

Jane Foster. Astrophysicist.

I suppose now comes the string of puns about heaven and angels and all that?

[searches_forhim]

[Jane smiles and shakes her head. Someone so twisted on the inside, from what she's gleaned from their experiences together, should not be able to make her smile this easily.]

You don't prefer the direct approach - literally sweeping a woman off her feet?

[penaltykicktothehead]

Appropriate? And just what are you getting at, hm?

[Throwing a questioning look up and up, and up, and UP at Makoto here.]

[sand_witch]

Alright. Two mineral water, please.

...water is one of the most amazing thing you have in this world of yours.

[gangnam_stiyl]

...are you serious? You go to a bar and you order water?

[daisan]

[ just. hits him over the head. ]

[not_like_the_rest]

Then I'd love for you to be my guide.

[umbrella_angel]

...

[THIS gets him to tense up and feel just awkward. The cheek nuzzling, not his words, mind you.]

... Have I?

[puppy_lancer]

...What about hamburgers?

[He's really out of ideas now.]

[frilleerie]

[And out comes the scissor blade. Nui twirls it around a couple of times before outstretching her hand and pointing it right at Kira.]

You'll never touch either of us!

[It's...probably a bit unsettling how cheerily she sounds and looks as she says that.]

[warriorscribe]

I don't know, I haven't thought about making advances on myself.

[fortune_and_glory]

[With a chuckle, he leans forward to whisper.]

Not necessarily... You study the stars and find in them wonder and beauty... when all you need is a mirror... the stars cannot compare...

[There's the slightest hint of a drunken slur as he speaks. The wink makes a reappearance.]

[puppy_lancer]

Then...uh...how would you make an advance on me?

[umbrella_angel]

[Yeah, she better didn't have any book that got her drunk anytime soon.

Oh Tohko... he could only laugh.]

Rather not, I've gotten used to being the wingman instead of the one in the spotlight the last few centuries, you know?

[tohko_amano]

[And Tohko would frown and pout at that reaction, but she would also let go of Lucifel. At least, for the moment.]

But you're..you're in the spotlight too, even if you don't know it! You probably..even make it shine brighter, Lucifel!

[Yes, she was playing with his name, and she would hiccup several times as she spoke.]

Now, c'mon, dance with me!~ I'll even sing!~

[And with that, she would laugh and start to sing The Raccoons at Shojoji Temple, all while beating her stomach to the music and slurring her words.]

At Sho-jo-ji Temple,
The garden is bright on the moonlit night!
Let’s come and dance together!~
We are raccoon dog friends,
Pon poko pon no pon!

[warriorscribe]

Standing by me all this time... *Aww, he stopped smiling. Why? Enoch sits back a bit to look at him curiously.*

[umbrella_angel]

I had promised you, didn't I?

[Dealing with Enoch in a drunk state was always something...]

[sixfeet]

[It's not that far up, is it? Then again...]

Well, I think we're too young to be talking like this. Wouldn't you agree?

[We need adults.]

[umbrella_angel]

[She not the first to play with his name around like that. This one was probably one of the worst he heard so far.]

Sure you're singing in the right tune, Tohko?

[He'll be here, trying not to laugh too hard.]

[searches_forhim]

[She can smell the alcohol on his breath even before he leans closer. Boy is he lucky Thor isn't around, or he'd get tossed across the bar.]

Something tells me you've had a lot of practice at this. How often does it actually work?

[fortune_and_glory]

[He laughs and leans back, shrugging sheepishly.]

Depends on what you mean by work...

[He can tell she's had a few as well, but with the way she holds herself, there must be another layer to her resistance.]

Certainly got a conversation of sorts out of you.

[tohko_amano]

[Not, sadly, that Tohko really seemed to care about that. She would giggle and pause in the song..]

Of course, of course!~ I'm a book girl..I'd know my words!~

[..before going right back to it, still smacking her stomach to the tune. She's even try a little jig of sorts, though it looked even more foolish and unstable than usual.]

Keep up with the Priest of Sho-jo-ji Temple!~
Let’s come and beat on the belly drum together.

At Sho-jo-ji Temple,
The clover is in full bloom on the moonlit night.
How merry and playful!
Pon poko pon no pon!

[With the song concluded, she would giggle again and try to pull Lucifel into her drunken dance.]

See?! The music's great, so come dance!~