The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[american_sweetheart]

We'll see how your tone changes when you're a pile of ash.

[idkworldruler]

I'll just come back and haunt you.

[american_sweetheart]

That's fine with me, I'm not afraid of ghosts. They're easier to ignore anyway.

[idkworldruler]

Who said I would be a ghost? I was thinking more like a zombie.

[american_sweetheart]

I'll just pull a Michonne and make sure you don't have a bottom jaw or arms.~

[idkworldruler]

And I'll just have to sew them back on. I can't hold you if I don't have any arms.

Aww /pet

[umbrella_angel]

I prefer my heart being a simple one that's pumping blood.

[He got the meaning behind it but he'd like to see her reaction.]

[american_sweetheart]

Can't sew if ya don't have arms~.

[idkworldruler]

My love for you would just be that strong?

[fortune_and_glory]

Guilty as charged...

[He tips his hat in a half-mocking gesture.]

And I will gladly raid your hidden temple...

[A playful wink completes the horrible train of puns.]

Dr. Jones... and you?

[ninjainviolet]

[Okay. Now that she gets, which helps her get the last thing he said.

And she sighs.]

Do any of these actually work?

[american_sweetheart]

Love? There's no love between us, Hon.

[idkworldruler]

Not yet.

[american_sweetheart]

Not ever.
[He'll be dead long before she is.]

[idkworldruler]

Darling do I have to serenade you?

[Maybe, or maybe not.]

[genderquery]

Kanji, please calm down.

[ Look, be like her. Keep your voice level while you talk, man. ]

I understand what you're trying to say and it means a lot to me.

[ For maybe more than one reason. ]

[miarmor]

[ Oh. She looked down. Maybe she actually got it.

Yep. She got it and she's pointing out how wrong that is. Perfect. ]

I didn't-- your body is fine, Lucina. You've more muscles than anyone in this army.

[ Even Vaike??? ]

Well apart from me, anyway.

[ not the point. ]

Wait wait wait, can I start over?

[tribadism]

I want a divorce even more now...

[ Gross, Dead! ]

Don't taste me!

[knight_king]

Is it as good as Shirou's cooking?

[american_sweetheart]

I'd rather you not.

[Unless he plans on living for centuries..]

[idkworldruler]

I can sing a mean Rick Rolled.

[Well maybe he does.]

[mamakete]

Huuuh? Why not? You're my daughter!

[ What a bratty drunk. What a bratty, leaning in close, smirking like a tool, drunk. ]

Is your mum beautiful, Nah? Is sheeeee?

[gangnam_stiyl]

Consider it a neutral answer. I think a drink would be nice, actually.

[deadish]

But your fragrant makes it oh-so-tempting, you see.

[real smooth awyeah.]

[american_sweetheart]

Lucky for you, I can't stand that song.

[Well then, good luck hunting her down over the next few.]