'Well. Disappointing.' Good job being weird, Onyx. He looks at Kaede, a brief confusion, then scratches his nose because...because.

"Just before the nausea, there was a green flash. As it's unlikely to be something the cafe routinely inflicts upon its customers, I say the source is someone. They're reviewing footage from the security cameras - I'll get a call back with the - pardon - flasher's location and name, whom we'll meet and...persuade to change us back to normal. Sound like a date?"

Plan, Onyx. Plan.