[He'd already opened his mouth to say exactly that, so it takes him a second to come up with a better answer.

Except, because he's Karkat, he ends up just saying it anyway.]

BUT IT *IS* BECAUSE IT'S MY WRIGGLING DAY, IT'S A DAY SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO COMMEMORATE THE INCEPTION OF MY NUMEROUS FAILURES AND FAULTS AND I FUCKING HATE IT, IT'S THE WORST DAY OF THE SWEEP, AND THAT WAS ALL TRUE EVEN BEFORE I TURNED SIX AND WE STARTED PLAYING A STUPID FUCKING GAME THAT KILLED--HALF OF MY FRIENDS, AND--BASICALLY EXPANDED THE HORIZONS WITHIN WHICH I COULD SHOW OFF MY ENDLESS CAPACITY FOR RUINING EVERYTHING, AND IT ALSO MEANS WE'RE A SWEEP CLOSER TO WHATEVER COMES NEXT, AND WHAT IF IT'S JUST THE SAME THING, BUT WORSE? LIKE.

FUCK. [he doesn't really want to talk about this, he decides.]

SO YEAH.
I'M SEVEN.
CONGRATULATIONS TO ME.
I'M SURE WE ARE ALL HOLDING OUR BREATH TO SEE WHAT GRAND NEW FUCKUPS I CAN ACHIEVE.