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BENJAMIN WOSSER. ([personal profile] newsclipping) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2014-02-01 09:04 pm (UTC)

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL GIVE YOU A CASTMATE | in space~*~*~

[ to think that there are people who have never seen the majesty of space. people who never wondered what was up there, what made stars glow and where the sun went when it was no longer visible.

an attitude like that is positively inconceivable to ben, and he doesn't know how he got here, off of his tiny planet (yes, he does, but it's a complicated story and he doesn't exactly feel like relaying it right now. stay tuned for more!), but now? this very moment? he wouldn't trade it for anything.

at least on a ship like this he doesn't have to worry about the breathable air running out. there is literally always a bright side to everything. fight him on it.

he sits in the cantina right now, across from hansel, nibbling on concentrated apple pie or concentrated hamburgers or concentrated kabobs or drinking concentrated orange juice because literally everything can be and has to be concentrated, and he frowns, mulls something over, shakes his head.
]

No, no, I'm just saying - there is no way that literally all alternate life forms are bad. There just isn't.

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