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3 definitely sounds interesting...
And you do not look like you belong here at all -- Have you been captured? Please, free me, and I will show you what a warrior can do.
[Judging by the surprising lack of desperation, it's a promise rather than an attempt to bargain. However, his next words are more urgent.]
There may not be much time!