[ Hey, there's no pity to be had for you here, buddy. It doesn't sound like a good time to him either, mostly because of the reasons Cas has. He's too honest - he wouldn't be able to do the lying and the faking that it'd take to run those scams, not right away.

A terrible part of him points out that Cas was able to lie to him and Sam for ages, though, and that still stings so he doesn't think too hard about it. ]

We can try something metal. Leather collar, but metal leash. Get him wearing the collar or like one of those dog harnesses 'round the house and then we attach it. Won't even notice it's there.

[ Unless he tries to fly off. ]