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THE MYTHICAL CREATURES MEME

HOW IT WORKS:

You can either use the RNG or pick whichever creature you like.
Leave a comment with your muse. Now they are a mythical creature.
Others will tag your muse as a different or the same magical creature, or a human, or what they naturally are, or whatever they like.
If you'd prefer, all these creatures can appear human, but shift between forms.
Have fun!

01. Unicorn
02. Nymph
03. Vampire
04. Troll
05. Mermaid
06. Dragon
07. Sphinx
08. Werewolf
09. Phoenix
10. Incubus/Succubus
11. Centaur
12. Siren
13. Giant
14. Pegasus
15. Gargoyle
16. Fairy
17. Golem
18. Human
19. Wildcard

[small print: blank comments or not picking are just fine! You're more than welcome to play a different creature with each tagger, I don't care! I'm not the boss of you and this is just a meme. HAVE FUN!]

original version posted by

omggirlonthenet

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Well, I like to keep you on your toes...and that just works to my advantage--does it not, handsome?

{She jokingly did it again, but with the other nipple.}

Guess age must be important to an old man like you.

Ow, hey!

[He swatted at her wrist again, this time catching it and glaring down at her mockingly.]

You really want to mess with a dude who's got four hooves now?

Oh yeah, I can take you still! {She quipped with a smirk that was mocking him, and not mocking him all at the same time.}

You love it.

You're lucky I love you and will put up with that crap while I've been cursed into some kind of animal...thing.

[But he was smiling when he said that.]

Guess keeping your head on your shoulders isn't that important to you, Chip'n'Dale.

Be real, it's because you love my pudden too! Not an animal thing...whoa speaking of animal 'things'. I hear a horse can, you know? {She quipped back.}

A horse can what? [He raised his eyebrows at her innocently.] What can a horse do?

No kickin'. [He eyes those hooves again warily.] If ya do that, you will be down one person who doesn't stop, stare, and point when they see you.

Hey, you threw an apple at me. Is a guy chucking fruit that much better than someone who points and stares?

Can, ya know, have a...you know, a bit of a big one! Look at those donkey shows.

Seriously, Ana? Donkey shows? Do I look like a donkey to you?

Oh jesus, Dean! It was a damn joke. {She turned and walked away. Finding a place to sit and stretch out her legs. She had been running around crazy looking for him. She just tried to hide it the best way she could once she did find him.}

Yeah, I know that.

[He followed her and it took a moment for him to figure out how to fold the four gangling legs under him to sit down near her.]

But I'm a stallion, babe. No donkey here.

{She looked at him, rolling her eyes slowly.} Don't I know that you are a stallion. I was merely saying, donkey shows and woman having sex with them. They also have horses at said shows, and I just heard that it is rather large.

I mean, even as a half horse? You are pretty damn hot, Dean.

[He gave her his most innocent expression, looking properly horrified by that kind of suggestion.] What kind of sick mind'd come with that?

Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I know I'm hot, even with a tail.

{She grumbled hard then.} Sick? Strong word, curious, maybe. {She stated quietly.} Also, wondering if we can't get it fixed? Well, your days of having sex might be over, unless you can get behind other horses. {She said in a soft voice, a little miffed still about the whole sick comment.}

I figured you'd say that.

I was messing with you, Ana. In fact, I might just have happened to see one of those myself. Once. That was enough, seriously.

[Although his face did fall at the choice of having to go celibate or screwing horses for the rest of his life if they couldn't figure it out. Man, they were so going to figure this out. He was going to get fixed, and then he was going to have some crazy human sex with Ana.]

Dude, not fucking a horse.

{She turned to look at him, her face looked grumpy. Her brows were pinched.} Yeah? Well, okay. {His admitting to going to one of those shows made those brows suddenly spike upwards as she stared at him.}

Dude! Really?

Hey, I've seen a lot of crap in my time. That was Tijuana when I was nineteen. How the hell was I supposed to know what was gonna happen?

[He watches her for a moment and looks sheepish when he realizes he's staring.]

Um... Shall I leave you to rest?

[While Skyfire really doesn't want to leave, he won't force his company on her if she wants to rest. He'd been on his own for so long, what would it hurt if he had to wait a few more hours for some conversation?]

Well, then you were calling yourself sick there? Or what? I mean, you are--were just as curious it seems? It is fine, it is just curiosity. It is not something terrible...I won't, and am not, judging you!

Besides, if girls can have it in those shows and on film? I am sure we can figure something out?!

[She seems to sense his unwillingness to leave. Not that she can blame him since he has been alone for all these years.]

You can stay around if you still want to talk. I don't mind.

[He shifts a little, clearly unsure of himself. Skyfire had been alone for so long, he... wasn't really sure how to interact with anyone...]

Oh... um... If... if you're sure...

[Socially awkward and inept? Yup. Since there is no other 'bed' in the chamber, Skyfire stays a respectable distance from her and settles on the stone floor of the cave. He didn't want to invade her personal space...]

I was making a joke, babe. Sarcasm. It's fun stuff. Of course I was curious. And I had managed to get the worm from the bottom of the tequila bottle, so that helped.

[Her last comment had him blinking at her in surprise.]

Whoa. Uh, let's see if he we can figure out how to fix this first. One step at a time.

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