[What language is this guy even speaking? It's nothing Melissa's ever heard of, and she's heard a lot of languages over the years. She stares blankly at the phone, almost tempted to hang up on it.

Almost. Because frankly, she kind of wants her phone back to.] Hi? Look, I'm sorry, I'm not... whoever owns this... but I'd really like to get it back to him - to her? - as soon as possible.