What are you going to hold me hostage with? A cell phone?

[Seriously, they have no weapons. It makes Joan wonder if she shouldn't have gotten a set of kitchen knives while she was at it.]

I'll hotwire the car. We just need to find a mall somewhere around here and take one of the cars on the outskirts of the parking lot. Those usually belong to the employees. We'll have more time before the theft is reported.