Ask me and tell me

[madmeemey]

The Ask Me & Tell Me Meme



based off of somethingawful's ask/tell forum

How this works:
→ Post with your character and an ask/tell thread!
→ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT/SUBJECT LINE BLANK. For examples, look at the link above.
→ Reply to other characters!
→ Have fun and be excellent to each other!

Meme taken and slightly modified from the original here.

Comments

Bullseye 🎯 | Marvel: Daredevil | OTA

[inyoureye]

Ask me how to make chicken bolognese.

[havenomercy]

That's a little unusual, isn't it? Then again, I'm not Italian.

Tess Mercer | Smallville

[havenomercy]

Tell me about your superpowers.

[inyoureye]

No risk of Mad Cow disease with chicken. Besides, ground beef ain't good for the heart.

[havenomercy]

How sweet of you to be concerned about my heart. Is this your specialty?

[inyoureye]

People could afford to be a little more health conscious. No. Though I do fry a perfect egg.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Chicken? No wonder Wilson Fisk hates you.

Matt Murdock | MCU | OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Ask me about my affordable legal services.

[inyoureye]

I thought it had to do with the dead wife. What do I know, I'm horrible at reading people.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Something about icing on that cake. You would've always struck me a veal kind of guy.

[havenomercy]

I tend to agree. So why offer?

[inyoureye]

Suppose I could be considered too much of a good thing. That's baby cows, right? I don't want to eat babies.

[inyoureye]

I didn't say I was good at it. Just to ask me how.

[havenomercy]

Alright. Tell me how.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Who said anything about a good thing? It's generally considered one of the more cruel meats so I figured it'd be right up your alley.

[inyoureye]

Find a chicken to kill. You can chop off or wring it's neck - up to you. Drain the blood and then you have to butcher it...Jesus, you know what? Fry an egg. It's faster.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock rolls his eyes.]

How many times? Being clever is not a superpower. Nor is arriving at my deductions.

[inyoureye]

Bringing a tear to me eye - wait, no that's an eyelash. There's no sport in babies, Matt.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I never had any delusions about you suddenly acquiring feelings. I'm glad factory chicken fulfills your needs. But honestly, who makes it with chicken?

[havenomercy]

Goodness, you couldn't even get to defeathering. That doesn't bode well for your culinary skills.

[havenomercy]

It's certainly not usual.

[inyoureye]

But I do love you know me so well! What do you have against chicken? Most things taste like chicken.

[inyoureye]

I don't have much patience when I get bored.

[havenomercy]

So what do you do to occupy yourself?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I've unfortunately had to. If I'm going to have a cheat meal, I'm not going to half-ass it with chicken.