[Pouting, Izaya walks over to a table and puts the gift box with the collar down, though he doesn't let go of it just yet. He was half surprised to get a birthday present from Shinra at all; truth be told, it's kind of flattering. But this?
It's the sheer wrongness of it, no doubt, that makes Izaya incapable of taking his eyes off the collar, lying there like a perfect circle. Belatedly taking it from the box after all, he holds it up by a single finger, tilting his head a little as he studies it.]
I'd tell you you should keep it, but it would be useless on the love of your life anyway. That's one disadvantage of not having a head. If she'd even allow you that kind of play...
[There's the slightest trace of distaste in the words - sex in itself isn't all that interesting, and sex with a monster is kind of disgusting - but they come out too distracted to truly sting the way they were probably meant to. It really is a nice collar, and Izaya unfastens it to put it around his neck without even meaning to. Certainly he shouldn't do that, even as a joke - not in front of Shinra, giving him the satisfaction of seeing Izaya wear the collar - but he can't help it. It simply feels right, and it feels a lot better still when he slides the little strip of leather into the clasp and closes the collar.
It's a perfect fit. Izaya's fingers linger on the collar, enjoying the feel of it. There was a point he had to make, he's pretty sure, but it doesn't seem important anymore.]
8D THERE IS NO LATE!
[Pouting, Izaya walks over to a table and puts the gift box with the collar down, though he doesn't let go of it just yet. He was half surprised to get a birthday present from Shinra at all; truth be told, it's kind of flattering. But this?
It's the sheer wrongness of it, no doubt, that makes Izaya incapable of taking his eyes off the collar, lying there like a perfect circle. Belatedly taking it from the box after all, he holds it up by a single finger, tilting his head a little as he studies it.]
I'd tell you you should keep it, but it would be useless on the love of your life anyway. That's one disadvantage of not having a head. If she'd even allow you that kind of play...
[There's the slightest trace of distaste in the words - sex in itself isn't all that interesting, and sex with a monster is kind of disgusting - but they come out too distracted to truly sting the way they were probably meant to. It really is a nice collar, and Izaya unfastens it to put it around his neck without even meaning to. Certainly he shouldn't do that, even as a joke - not in front of Shinra, giving him the satisfaction of seeing Izaya wear the collar - but he can't help it. It simply feels right, and it feels a lot better still when he slides the little strip of leather into the clasp and closes the collar.
It's a perfect fit. Izaya's fingers linger on the collar, enjoying the feel of it. There was a point he had to make, he's pretty sure, but it doesn't seem important anymore.]