[ Warmth is important, so he settles down a little. Tug, tug, tug. Until Armin goes and ruins everything. What a dip. Like a dip in a pool, get it? Because they're both wetter than ever now. What would his mother say if she saw these stains on his pants? Probably lock your damn door for once but after that!! She'd bitch about how white doesn't hide the dirt. Which is true. Because look at these stubborn stains.
Not very arlert, Armin. Not every arlert at all. But -- ugh -- Jean isn't even in the mood to laugh at his own awesome joke because his shitty boots are soaked through. Gross. He's squelching when he walks, even when he shifts his weight. This is unpleasant. This whole day is unpleasant. Why couldn't this happen to someone Eren?
Else. Someone else.
He makes a face of extreme distaste, like he's been splashed with red hot lava or, I guess, Titan blood instead of murky puddle water. He looks down at Armin. Why this? ]
Don't blame this -- [ Dramatic point down. ] -- on my pulling.
i lost my shit at poor pussy btw
Not very arlert, Armin. Not every arlert at all. But -- ugh -- Jean isn't even in the mood to laugh at his own awesome joke because his shitty boots are soaked through. Gross. He's squelching when he walks, even when he shifts his weight. This is unpleasant. This whole day is unpleasant. Why couldn't this happen to someone Eren?
Else. Someone else.
He makes a face of extreme distaste, like he's been splashed with red hot lava or, I guess, Titan blood instead of murky puddle water. He looks down at Armin. Why this? ]
Don't blame this -- [ Dramatic point down. ] -- on my pulling.