Thirst Trap

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Thirst Trap Meme How To Play - Oh no, someone just posted this picture/video/etc. of your character and it's HOT HOT HOT! Damn you, mysterious leaker! Or maybe they posted it themselves because they're a shameless thot, IDK their life. At any rate: sexy/appealing pic, now shared with Bakerstreet at large. Do that in your toplevel. - This public venue means that everyone can comment, of course. And we know folks have opinions around here! So, are the crowds thirsty...or bloodthirsty?

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[thecaffeinateddead]

Thank you very much! Not every day a zombie gal gets the compliments she deserves, but I guess you're not worried about getting eaten. Y'know, being made of metal and all.

[lonestarweeaboo]

Oh, this good ol' body of mine has high-density alloy metals that can become as soft as human skin if necessary! It depends on the situation that I'm in.

[There's a dramatic pause before he adds.]

Definitely wouldn't recommend for someone's menu, though. Too much iron for the diet.

[thecaffeinateddead]

Oh, that's good to know. Sounds high-tech, but useful. It'd kinda suck for cuddling and stuff if you were as hard as steel all the time.

That definitely seems like it'd cause me indigestion.

[lonestarweeaboo]

A Starlight Knight has to be prepared for any situation. Rain or shine!

But, uh... Have you really eaten human flesh? Not judging or anything... But wouldn't it be a pain to live alongside humans with that urge in your body?

[thecaffeinateddead]

I get cravings, but I haven't actually eaten anyone.

[We'll just ignore how she absolutely wanted Shantae's brains.]

Not sure about zombies from other places, but the hunger my brothers and I experience can be mostly suppressed with strong coffee.

[lonestarweeaboo]

Coffee? Wow... That's like a vampire who chooses to eat sardines over drinking the blood from humans!

[It sounds a little absurd, but there is genuine admiration in his tone.]

I oughta take you a nice little cafe that I visit whenever I want a nice cup o' joe! The Tin Master's Special coffee will keep you energized all day.

[Billy can drink liquids like coffee too. Machine oil was important for keeping his joints unrusty and functional, but he definitely indulges in human drinks from time to time.]

[thecaffeinateddead]

Well aren't you the best, Snack Cakes?!

[Somebody's getting a hug after that offer.]

I'd love to go somewhere with you, you're really nice.

[lonestarweeaboo]

O-oh, well, uh--

[Getting hugged definitely catches him by surprise! Zombie or not, she's still a cute girl... So Billy couldn't help and feel himself getting flustered. She'll feel that there was no hardness and more softness and warmth whenever she hugs him as his metals adjust to the contact. Awkwardly, he gives her a few supportive pats on the shoulder... He love getting hugs and giving them, but his circuits were feeling a bit scrambled right now. Rotty was an attractive zombie lady, after all!]

J-Just doing my duty as a Starlight Knight, ahahaha...!

[And there's a bit of cartoon-esque steam popping out from his ear sockets and his face vents.]

You're very sweet yourself. I'd say you're doing a great job setting an example for all kind-hearted zombies out there.

[thecaffeinateddead]

Huh, you weren't kidding about how your body can be softer than it looks.

[She's gonna poke at his chest a little. Wondering what it looked like under the clothes.]

What's a Starlight Knight?

[lonestarweeaboo]

[Asides the jacket and pants, Billy practically walks around shirtless! So she'll be getting full access to his high alloy abs that feel just as soft to the touch. He puts his hands on his hips to strike a bit of a pose as a symbol of heroic pride, but there is a bit of a blush on his cheeks.]

A Starlight Knight is a hero of justice who protects humanity from evil monsters! A defender of good! A symbol of righteousness!

[There's a heroic cadence in his voice as he describes the hero that he idolizes, then it goes back to more of his casual upbeat tone.]

But it's also this kickass tokusatsu TV show that's a hit with both kids and adults. I think everyone should give it a watch just once in their lives. In a world of uncertainty and darkness, the Starlight Knight is there shine a beacon of hope for people.

[In the end, he's just a very passionate fanboy for this show. It's up to the point where he's doing his best to become one.]