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𝑼.𝑺. 𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 ([personal profile] dimestore) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2025-05-23 05:32 am (UTC)

john walker | mcu

a. I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to the kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through the TV.
b. I get the sense she is planning new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex.
c. Whose underwear are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pictures of it?
d. Oh god, you're drunk again aren't you?
e.
[ text him! ]

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