1. i just walked downstairs to find YOUR FRIEND wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt.
2. I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, passed out in a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and I’m now realizing how drunk I am.
3. I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
4. Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
5. a girl walked up to me and asked if I knew you. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
6. Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Kate Bishop | MCU | OTA
2. I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, passed out in a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and I’m now realizing how drunk I am.
3. I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
4. Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
5. a girl walked up to me and asked if I knew you. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
6. Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
7. Text her!