tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[juniorvarsitycap]

Of course it does.

[immaterialgirl]

You do have nice, soft hair.

[juniorvarsitycap]

So do you.

[immaterialgirl]

Thanks, I deep condition. And don't let rodents nest in it.

[juniorvarsitycap]

That's why there's a tissue.

[immaterialgirl]

... It's already chewed through it.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Dammit! That's it. I'm done. It's coming down.

[immaterialgirl]

[holds out her hands so he doesn't just plop it on the ground.]

[juniorvarsitycap]

[He happily hands the creature over.]

I'm never doing that again.

[immaterialgirl]

[she holds it so awkwardly, watching it squirm a bit in her grip, making little critter sounds. and then cautiously patpats it on the head.] There there.

Is it your turn or mine?

[juniorvarsitycap]

I forget now.

Hit me, truth.

[immaterialgirl]

What's your favorite holiday?

[juniorvarsitycap]

Thanksgiving. You get all the family over and a great meal without the pressure of Christmas.

[immaterialgirl]

... that's the one with the turkey, right?

You have a big family?

[juniorvarsitycap]

Turkey, yeah.

Kind of, if you count all my cousins and everything.

[immaterialgirl]

Is pumpkin pie as gross as it sounds? Do you really shove the stuffing up the turkey's ass? Why are there so many casseroles?

That must be nice, huh.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Pumpkin pie is amazing. Yes, the stuffing goes inside. Easy to make and transport when you visit family.

I don't see them that often. Especially now.

[immaterialgirl]

... Sounds weird, but I guess the leftover halloween decorations need a purpose. Nothing more wholesome than fisting a giant dead bird, I guess. Ah, I can see the convenience. They all just look mushy.

No? I'm sure Valentina would give you the time off.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I haven't been around in a while, actually.

[immaterialgirl]

[because of the divorce? before then, when he fell from public grace? but she's not wanting to turn this into something so unpleasant.]

Maybe we can do something here instead. I'm sure I can handle... mashing up some potatoes.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I wonder if the rest of the team will be up for it.

[immaterialgirl]

An excuse for food? Probably.

And maybe I can invite Bill.

[juniorvarsitycap]

What? Who's Bill?

[immaterialgirl]

My... uh. Dad.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Your dad?