tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[so_many_pockets]

How vintage and how much did you pay for it?

Hm. Pretty good.

[ciadirector]

First edition, and at least a couple thousand. I was going back and forth with this guy 'pcol_caplover4life'.

Not when you find out who I sent it to...

[so_many_pockets]

[Well.

Missed your chance to ask her, Val, cause she is just going to turn right around and walk away while making puking sounds.]

[ciadirector]

YELENA! COME BACK! IT'S NOT YOUR DAD!

[so_many_pockets]

[oh, dear god.
she is going to go dig a hole and bury HERSELF alive instead.
that's it. bye everyone.]

THEN WHO THE HELL IS IT?

[ciadirector]

CONGRESSMAN GARY.

[ 'We'll have plenty more long photo ops at the next event.'
'Keep talking like that and my handprint will be on your ass for days.'
...Yeah, that joke would definitely show up in court. ]

TRUTH OR DARE?

[so_many_pockets]

WHY WOULD I CARE IF YOU'RE HAVING KINKY SEX WITH CONGRESSMAN GARY?

[Ugh. Fine.]

Truth.

[ciadirector]

GROSS. [ Now she's the one making a gag noise. ]

I'm not fucking anyone in Congress, it was a bad joke that would've been better as a sext. [ She flashes her phone to show the context. ]

Who's your current crush?

[so_many_pockets]

[You know what, that's karma.]

Nope. Veto. I am not answering that.

[ciadirector]

Aww, come on! I won't tell anyone.
[ Unfortunately due to this curse, she'll have to stick to that now. ]

[so_many_pockets]

You mean all of the people who work in covert intelligence and are within hearing distance of us right now?

No.

[ciadirector]

Fine.

If I was able to track down one of your relatives, would you want to meet them?

[so_many_pockets]

...

Have you cloned our phones? That is a very suspicious question to have chosen right now.
Maybe. I don't know.

[ciadirector]

Not recently. Why is it suspicious?

I'll keep that in mind.

[so_many_pockets]

...
Never mind.

Truth or dare?

[ciadirector]

Let's go with truth.

[so_many_pockets]

What do most people assume about you that isn’t true?

[ciadirector]

[ That she's a stone cold hearted bitch on the inside as much as she projects outside. ]

Before they hear my name, most people assume I'm American.

[so_many_pockets]

Congratulations on picking the most boring milquetoast answer possible.

Okay. My turn to pick. Dare.

[ciadirector]

Well the other one was pretty obvious, too.

Eat a real taco off of Walker's shield.

[so_many_pockets]

Okay, you earn back some points for that. Ordering tacos is a fantastic idea. Well done. Follow up question: here in the room, or can I just video it? Because if I just video it, I can hide it from him after.