I didn't think gender was weird, but then I fall into a cursed spring and ended up like this. Now, I don't know, I don't think I hate the girl body, even if it's not the one I was born with.

Don't worry, I'm not going to actually flash anybody. I'm not stupid, and I've been at this for a while. Some guys will just buy you stuff for looking hot. Some girls too, but they're not as common. Really saves on how much money I end up spending at the beach.

[Listen, when your asshole dad steals your food off your plate, you learn how to be thrifty.]