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Only 3 choices

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

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We'd be the power couple with the most power and potential. [ Double P's ] I am a sorceress supreme of one place! [ Limbo, but it still counts! ] We could make your ex jealous and get into some trouble!

As I am of Asgard!

[Practically. They're taking a little break from it and letting Stephen have a turn at the wheel, but.]

I do wonder what our families would think of this arrangement.

My brother wouldn't approve. [ Probably. Definitely. Yeah, definitely. Though what about it he wouldn't approve of might be a tossup. ] Think yours would? Would he try to warn me away from you or warn me about you?

He could go one of two ways. Either he'd warn you about me as you said, assuming it's all a scheme on my part and you're my poor victim as Sigyn once was. Or, he'd be incredibly annoying and excited about the whole affair. Start planning my bachelor(ette) party, ask if I wanted him to be my maid of honor or my best man...

My other siblings would assume it's a trick. Same with my parents, most likely. My children simply wouldn't care, I think. Except for Leah, as aforementioned.

The first sounds preferable. [ Just kidding. ] Pitor would either try to warn you off to protect me or wonder if this is some scheme of mine to be cautious about. [ Probably not grand gestures of congratulations. ]

I bet Thor throws a great pre-wedding party at least.

Your family tree is worse than a Summers.

And I haven't even mentioned the Jotun side of it!

[Because who cares about them.]

But if we were wed... would I rule over Limbo then? I'm afraid I've given up my throne in Jotunheim, so you would only have whatever claim I have to Asgard which sort of changes every week.

I'll expect you to make a presentation for me.

[ That she won't watch at all. ]

Hmmm, would you want to? I could give you a wing in my castle too.

I'll take the wing, but I could do without the responsibility. Mostly I was curious what you might offer as your dowry.

A gaggle of goblins to serve you? Or N'astirh. Or you could pick out your own demon horde to command.

Goblins are fine. And yourself? Is there anything you might desire in return?

Only fine? Shouldn't a gift like this be more spectacular than fine?

A real honeymoon vacation. Free from any crazy disruptions. [ the one thing nobody can ever give ]

A spectacular gift would warrant a spectacular reaction. A fine gift warrants a "fine".

[Goblins and demons aren't that impressive when they've had their own armies of frost giants, demons, undead valkyrie, etc...]

I could do that. A pocket dimension designed specifically for that purpose with no escape until the honeymoon was truly over.

What would be spectacular to you then?

[ What do you get someone that's been to so many different places? Can conjure up anything? Illyana's not settling for 'fine' so she'll have to figure it out. ]

Really? ... There wouldn't be anything in it we would want to escape from, right?

I don't know, something spectacular!

[Which is to say something that surprises them.]

Well, there would be the ol' ball and chain.

I'm going to think of something you'd never guess. I don't know what it'll be, but it'll be spectacuamazing.

That sounds like Spider-Man. Suppose you could kidnap Spider-Man for me!

Want him? I could do that.

Not particularly.

You're impossible to please. Already considering a divorce!

I should probably inform you now that I do already have a wife.

Wow.

Wooow. I don't even know what to so say to this now. Is she going to be mad about this?

We're separated, actually. Never really filed for divorce, though, on account of me dying and being reincarnated as a child.

Did you separate because of the child thing? Or before that?

Before that. It was back when I was a villain. I had tricked her into marrying me in the first place and I suppose I decided I no longer had need of her.

How terribly unkind of you.

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