Only 3 choices

[quickied]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

[immaterialgirl]

Maybe send somebody more capable of doing so next time. [no offense, Yelena. she's just being snotty here.]

[ciadirector]

That was a miscalculation on my part, but I was running out of pairs.

[immaterialgirl]

That happens when you kill off your best operatives every time a politician sneezes in your direction.

[ciadirector]

It gives you something new to add to your resume.

[immaterialgirl]

Maybe I wanted a gap year.

[ciadirector]

I can give you some more vacation time. John didn't want his extra days.

[immaterialgirl]

Somehow that still feels vaguely like a death threat. You're really going to have to work on your delivery.

... I don't even know what I'd do on a vacation.

[ciadirector]

It's too tacky to try to kill all of you a second time.

Apparently he thinks you'll use it to paint your nails. Does he know anything about women's hobbies?

[immaterialgirl]

Oh, was it so last season?

... What would I even do with painted nails? Nobody ever even sees them.
Ridiculous man. What, he's just looking for an excuse to avoid seeing his kid again? 'Boss won't let me off?'