Only 3 choices

[quickied]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

[immaterialgirl]

And can only kill you once, so where's the fun in that.

[so_many_pockets]

Presumably the fun would be not having to deal with me anymore.

[immaterialgirl]

And leave me alone with the rest of these sob stories?
You're not getting out of it that easily.

[so_many_pockets]

Guess you do either have to marry or fuck me, in that case.

[immaterialgirl]

Whose last name are we taking, then.

[so_many_pockets]

We could always hyphenate.

[immaterialgirl]

Starr-Belova or Belova-Starr

Or we could be Ghost-Spider. Really throw off that one girl that's skewing my algorithm.

[so_many_pockets]

Belova-Starr doesn't sound half bad. Starr-Belova sounds like a real estate agent.

Bit gimmicky.

[immaterialgirl]

Sounds like some sort of supernova. I'll take it.

No because why did she steal my identity. And you know there's a Ghost Rider too? Impolite.

okay there we go

[so_many_pockets]

It's a good name. Proposal could use some work, though.

If this goes well enough, there might be two.

...

You should sue them.

[immaterialgirl]

I'm working with what I got, and that's not a whole lot.

... Excuse me? Everyone knows I'd be the one on top.

I should. Get me that big green lawyer.

[so_many_pockets]

Rude.

Everyone knows? No. You've got pillow princess written all over you. [Does she believe this or is she just being a menace? Place your bets.]

[immaterialgirl]

It's just a weird game.

Is this about you wanting me humping your pillows again?

[so_many_pockets]

It is a weird game.

You are the one who brought my pillows into it specifically. Although something similar to that trick is one way you could be on top without argument.

Not topping, mind you. But on top.

[immaterialgirl]

Doesn't exactly leave a lot of room for nuance.

... When I said 'your' I meant more of a generic sense, not yours specifically. But then you offered so generously.

And what's the difference?

[so_many_pockets]

Mmhm. And you accepted, right away.

Oh, there is so much more deciding who is doing the fucking and who is getting fucked then just who is on top.

[immaterialgirl]

Wanted to know what you were hyping up.

Please, enlighten me, professor sex ed 101.

[so_many_pockets]

And?

Honestly, I don't know how to explain that fully. It is about the power dynamic, there are a lot of factors, and it can change often and quickly.

[immaterialgirl]

Then what makes you so certain? I'm obviously the more powerful between us.

[so_many_pockets]

In a fight? Sure. In a bed? Mm, I think not so much.

[immaterialgirl]

Because you have more pillow experience? Please, you couldn't even pin me down.

[so_many_pockets]

I have a lot more than just 'pillow' experience. Maybe I could not pin you down if you did not want me to, but I could unravel you in ways you don't even know exist.

[immaterialgirl]

...
Wow, Yelena. Maybe I'm saving it for marriage.

[so_many_pockets]

I said 'could.' You can keep your 'virtue' perfectly intact.

[immaterialgirl]

Figures you couldn't put your mouth where your mouth is.