Only 3 choices

[quickied]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

Bob Reynolds | MCU

[bobpolar]

[ feel free to play F/M/K between the three "versions" of him, too! ]

[immaterialgirl]

Feel like the only right answer is fuck the Sentry, marry Bob, kill the Void.

But also I wonder what fucking the Void is like.

[bobpolar]

Uh, thanks...

I think that's probably not a good idea. You'll just end up feeling bad about it after.

[immaterialgirl]

Unless you have alternative theories? Can't exactly kill the Sentry, but he also doesn't seem like marriage material.
And I'm not killing Bob, I like you too much. Probably wouldn't expect me in the kitchen making casseroles or vacuuming or whatever it is wives do.
Also the Void seems the highest priority to kill, given its threat level. And also the most beneficial to you.

But I don't know, maybe mixing empty nothingness with the immaterial could be fun.

[bobpolar]

Trust me, if there's a way to ki— to get rid of the Void, and be sure it's gone... That would be great for me.

I don't think the Void would be very good in bed, though. Plus, I don't know if you could actually get close enough to it to fuck it, without getting... [ vague hand gestures ] ...Poof!

[immaterialgirl]

The premise of the game is rather limited, I was working with the options I had.
But I think if killing your dark inner turmoil isn't possible, there's probably ways of making peace with it.

Sure, but then you end up inside it. And maybe not being touched is half the appeal.

[bobpolar]

Yeah... There's aren't any options for like... Befriend, or serve jury duty with.

[ Not that anyone would want to serve jury duty with Sentry or the Void. ]

Not being touched? I guess there are times when that's preferable.

[immaterialgirl]

I'm good with just teammates.

... I mean. Having sex is a lot of. You know. Touching involved. [vague wave of her hand.]

[ciadirector]

Kill, which is unfortunate for me, too.

[bobpolar]

Unfortunate because of what, the sunk cost?

[ciadirector]

No, I was getting used to you being around.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Kill. Sorry.

[bobpolar]

[ Bob swallows the hard knot in his throat, before nodding quickly and avoiding eye contact. ]

No, it's... Um. I get it.

[juniorvarsitycap]

You're a threat, Bobby. Of the choices, that's what I have to go with.

[bobpolar]

No, yeah, like I said. I get it. I just... hope someday I can work my way into changing that to...

You know what, never mind, I'll stick with the first answer.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Nothing personal, mind.

[bobpolar]

No. 'Course not.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I'd rather things not get there, of course.

[so_many_pockets]

Hmmm.

[bobpolar]

"Hmmm?"

[so_many_pockets]

How well do you think you'd do as trophy husband?

[bobpolar]

Oh, hmmm.

I'm doing the trophy teammate thing pretty good now, so... Trophy husband shouldn't be that hard.

[so_many_pockets]

Well, there we go then.

[bobpolar]

Ok. [ He thinks about that a bit, then smiles. ] Ok! I'll take it.

[quicksliver]

Fuck Bob, Fuck Sentry and shoot the void into space.