dungeons & dragons au meme

[paladinous]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS AU MEME

Roll your class. Roll your setting. Roll your prompt. Then roll a complication to mess it all up.

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Roll Your Class

1. Artificer – A fantasy engineer mixing science and magic. Expect gadgets, infusions, and arcane tech. The battlefield is your workshop.
2. Barbarian – Rage-fueled warriors. Tough, wild, and brutally strong, they thrive on primal instincts and raw emotion.
3. Bard – Charismatic performers who weave magic into music, stories, and inspiration. Supportive and clever—and sometimes chaotic.
4. Cleric – Champions of divine power. Whether peaceful or wrathful, their spells come from devotion to a higher force.
5. Druid – Shapeshifters and spellcasters of nature’s mysteries. Whether turning into animals or commanding the weather, they are one with the wild.
6. Fighter – Skilled warriors with unmatched versatility. From archers to duelists to commanders, they adapt to any battlefield.
7. Monk – Masters of speed, ki, and martial prowess. They harness spiritual energy to move faster, hit harder, and defy physics.
8. Paladin – Holy warriors bound by sacred oaths. Their power lies in conviction—protecting the innocent, punishing evil, and healing allies.
9. Ranger – Trackers and hunters who thrive in the wild. With magic, stealth, or beast companions, they guard the borders of civilization.
10. Rogue – Masters of stealth, precision, and mischief. Whether thief, assassin, or spy, they get in—and out—unseen.
11. Sorcerer – Magic runs through their veins. With raw arcane power and wild effects, they don’t cast spells—they unleash them.
12. Warlock – Bound by a pact to an otherworldly patron. Their power is borrowed—but dangerous in the right hands.
13. Wizard – The classic scholar of magic. Through study and spellbooks, they bend reality to their will.
14. Misc – Play a Blood Hunter, a Gunslinger, or any homebrew class your heart desires. The weirder the better.

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Roll Your Setting

1. Dark Sun – A brutal, post-apocalyptic world where magic drains the life from the land. Survival is the true quest.
2. Dragonlance – A world of epic heroism, gods of good and evil, and ancient prophecies. The dragons are watching.
3. Eberron – Magicpunk noir with living constructs, lightning rails, and political shadows of a shattered war.
4. Exandria – Critical Role's richly detailed world. Drama, gods, relics, and mayhem guaranteed.
5. Forgotten Realms – Classic high fantasy with sprawling cities, devious gods, and legendary adventurers.
6. Greyhawk – The OG D&D world. Sword & sorcery adventures, mythic ruins, and magic older than kingdoms.
7. Magic: The Gathering Planes – From Ravnica’s urban guilds to Strixhaven’s arcane academy to Theros’s mythic gods, choose your flavor of crossover chaos.
8. Planescape – The multiverse is your playground. Belief shapes reality, and factions war for truth in Sigil.
9. Radiant Citadel – A luminous hub of diverse cultures and wonder, connecting far-flung lands through magical concord jewels.
10. Ravenloft – Gothic horror, tragic villains, and mist-shrouded dread. Hope is fragile—and the dark watches.
11. Ravnica – A vast city-world ruled by ten rival guilds. Politics, law, magic, and crime all blend in one planar metropolis.
12. Spelljammer – Take to the stars on magical ships. Explore asteroid cities, solar dragons, and cosmic absurdity.
13. Strixhaven – The multiversal university of magic. Dorm drama meets arcane theory. Finals can literally kill you.
14. Theros – A mythic world where gods walk, champions rise, and your name might echo in epic poetry—or curses.
15. Homebrew – Your world, your rules. Add a twist, a vibe, or an aesthetic and let the dice fall where they may.

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Roll Your Scenario

1. The Job Board – A posted quest sounds easy. Suspiciously easy.
2. After the Battle – The fighting’s done. What comes next—for better or worse?
3. A Simple Escort – Just get them there alive. Should be easy. Should be.
4. The Rival – Another party wants the same thing. Time to clash or cooperate.
5. The Broken Spell – A teleport, charm, or illusion misfires. Now you’re in deep.
6. The Offer – Someone offers power, treasure, or answers. What do you give up?
7. Unexpected Hero – They think you’re the chosen one. Are you?
8. Locked In – You're trapped somewhere strange—with someone worse.
9. The Unwanted Title – A cursed item, a noble title, or a divine favor. Congrats?
10. Downtime Derailed – Rest is brief. Destiny—or disaster—comes knocking.
11. The Trial – Legal, magical, or moral—you must face judgment. The stakes are real.
12. A Festival Gone Wrong – Parade floats and fireworks turn to panic and flames.
13. The Map You Shouldn't Follow – Old ruins, cursed treasure, or something worse waits at the end.
14. A Bargain Made Long Ago – Your past self promised something. Now the collector’s come.
15. Ritual Interference – You walked in on something sacred—or profane. Now you’re part of it.
16. The Masked Ball – Politics, mystery, and danger all dance under the same roof.
17. Disaster Strikes – The ground shakes. The sky cracks. Now what?
18. Tavern Trouble – A knife fight? A cursed drink? It’s one of those nights.
19. Political Tensions – Someone expects your loyalty. Someone else expects you to betray it.
20. Moral Quandary – Two paths, both wrong. Choose, and live with it.

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Add a Complication

1. Time Limit – Something explodes, transforms, or expires soon. Act fast.
2. Split Party – You’re isolated or stuck with someone inconvenient.
3. Magic Is Down – The Weave falters. Spells go weird or don’t go at all.
4. Injured – You’re cursed, bleeding, or exhausted. Good luck.
5. Something’s Watching – You’re being observed... or judged.
6. Disguised – You’re someone else. Or someone else is pretending to be you.
7. Unreliable Ally – You’ve got backup. Sort of. They're trouble.
8. Unwanted Fame – You’re recognized... and that’s not a good thing.
9. Haunted Past – This hits close to home. Feelings complicate things.
10. Wrong Tools – No spellbook, no sword, no divine focus. Time to improvise.

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Choose Your Role

1. Party Member – You’re part of the same adventuring group. Trusted ally... or new addition?
2. Patron – You provide missions, money, or divine backing. You want results.
3. Rival – You’re chasing the same goal. Cooperation optional.
4. Mentor – You’re older, wiser, or at least more experienced. Maybe they’ll listen.
5. Apprentice – You’re still learning the game. Try not to get killed.
6. Nemesis – You clash in method, morals, or mission. Tension is the point.
7. Hired Help – You’re here to do the job and collect the coin.
8. Local Guide – This is your land. The others? Outsiders.
9. Heir or Noble – Title, legacy, or scandal rides on your shoulders.
10. Secret Ally – You’re undercover, hidden, or helping from the shadows.
11. Tagalong – You weren’t supposed to be here. But here you are.
12. Wild Card – Fate threw you into this. Make of it what you will.

Roll your dice. Choose your destiny. And may the crits be ever in your favor.