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the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated

It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.

Questions:
1. Are you single?
2. How many people have you dated?
3. Are you a good kisser?
4. How many people have you kissed?
5. Who was your first kiss?
6. Who was your first crush?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
10. Are you good at flirting?
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
12. How did your last relationship end?
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
16. Describe your perfect date.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
26. How would you confess your love?
27. How would you propose?
28. Do you want to get married someday?
29. Describe your dream wedding.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
32. Would you ever marry for money?
33. Would you date outside your social class?
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
38. Do you prefer men or women?
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
42. What about personality traits?
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
44. Describe your ideal partner.
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
53. What about receiving?
54. How do you feel about PDA?
55. How do you feel about pet names?
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
59. Does love conquer all?
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
68. Do you use dating apps?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?

SEXY QUESTIONS —

1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?

2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?

3. What would you like to see your partner in?

4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?

5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?

6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?

7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?

8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?

9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?

11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?

12. Are you a top or bottom?

13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?

14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?

15. Have you ever pictured me naked?

16. Do I make you nervous?

17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?

18. How high is your sex drive?

19. Have you ever played strip poker?

20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?

21. What do you wear to bed?

22. When did you lose your virginity?

23. What position do you feel is overrated?

24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?

25. Last dirty text you sent?

26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?

27. How many people have you had sex with?

28. What is your favorite position?

29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?

30. What would you do if we were alone together?

31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?

32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?

33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?

34. What's a dirty secret of yours?

35. Do you own any toys?

36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?

37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

38. Do you watch porn?

39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?

40. Have you joined the mile high club?

41. Would you say you’re kinky?

42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?

44. Quickie or marathon session?

45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?

46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

47. Would you say you have any fetishes?

48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?

49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?

50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?

51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?

52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?

53. Handcuffs or feathers?

54. Have you walked in on someone?

55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?

56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?

57. What's your definition of amazing sex?

58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?

59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?

60. What do you think about when you masturbate?

61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?

62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?

63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?

64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?

65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?

66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?

67. Do you get tired after sex?

68. Do you like to kiss during sex?

70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?

71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?

72. Does size matter?

73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?

74. Do you think you're good?

75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?

76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?

77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?

78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?

79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?

80. What's something you've always wanted to try?

81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?

82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?

83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?

84. Have you ever recorded anything before?

85. Have you ever had a threesome?

86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?

87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?

88. What are your limits in the bedroom?

89. Do you have a safe word?

90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?

91. What do you find sexy in a partner?

92. How do you like to be touched?

93. Would you rather watch or be watched?

94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?

95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?

96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?

97. What’s your most-watched porn category?

98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?

99. What naughty dream have you had recently?

100. How do you feel about giving oral?

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[Good with either set of questions.]

Ho~hum. Ahh...Would you say you're a good kisser and good at flirting?

Ah... I do well enough? At least no one has complained about kissing.

[Just avoiding the flirting question.]

No sound like you're sure. Must always be confident that you make other always melt on spot when kissing.

What about flirting?

[Na, son we ain't skirting by the other question. But do you have any GAME.]

I'm just stating the facts as I know them.

... I'm not good with people.

[His GAME is non-existent, yet he stills get the booty.]

[No Rizz but get the booty? Ripley's believe it or Not.

Also, strange if you're able to kiss others, but not good with people? That's a bit odd to her. Surely there's SOMETHING that attracts someone to this tall green boy. She's eyeing him for a moment.]

Want to see. Flirt with Shampoo then.

[What.]

Oh um...

You're very cute.

[Giggles.]

And?
[She is very cute, BUT surely he has more to say.]

Your... hair looks nice?

[Like what else can he say about her?]

~~(Comes with a bonus of belonging to a race with completely alien methods of reproduction.)~~

Edited 2025-04-20 15:30 (UTC)

[Sidles in here like he's slick or something.]

What is your strangest romantic experience...?

[ lol. Lmao, even.

Asura frowns before placing a hand on his chin to think a moment, but after a few seconds he shakes his head. ]

How would you define strange?

I rather think it hardly matters what I think 'strange' entails.

[ Look, normal Celestial reproduction would be considered extremely strange by human standards; what counts as strange for Asura may not be the same for other people.

Anyway, he gives it another thought before answering. ]

I got him off remotely through a shared mental connection.

Oh...? I hope he returned the kindness.

[ That gets a quirk of a grin from him. ]

The connection only worked that way in one direction. Anyway, I started messing with him during a meeting and he held out longer than I'd expected before he got so worked up that he had to send everyone away and dunk himself in a cold bath.

[But he wants to ask all of them. For research purposes.] What are your limits?

My limits?

[ Lilith paused. ]

I'm... not sure. I've never had the chance to find them.

I haven't either. I don't think I'd like being humiliated though. Had enough of that for most of my life.

[Anyways, moving on.]

Had any 'naughty' dreams lately?

[ Lilith nodded with understanding. ]

I would never do that to you, Papa.

Yes. I dreamed you were fucking me on stage while everyone watched.

[Curious. He had the same dream.] You know, I was going to confess that exact fantasy to you.

[This was going well. Much informative.] Do you prefer younger or older partners? Does gender change the answer at all?

I think we'd get kicked out of venues if we tried but... maybe in the Ministry, you'd be willing to make me come in all sorts of positions in front of your congregation?

[ A pause. ] I wonder if that would make Frater mad.

I don't mind. My first partner was an incubus, and he was probably hundreds of years old.

...Do you mind, Papa?

I believe this is what our congregation orgies are for. You're welcome to interrupt a future sermon though.

[He winks and grins at her.]

Why would I mind? I thought you were perfect the moment I laid eyes on you, but somehow you get more so every day. I don't understand, but am certainly not complaining.

...Do you have a question? We could get to know each other better.

[ Lilith smiled, clasping his hands warmly in hers.

And, with feeling: ]

I would love to make you hard during a sermon.

[ In response to his praise, with a duck of her head - funny how genuine kindness hit her harder than any hand or broomstick against her ass - ] You're too kind to me.

Would you say you have any fetishes?

[He squeezed her hands in response.]

That should not be difficult.

[The way she shied at kindness was noted, and made his heart swell. These feelings were so very strange.]

Do I--well. Yes. Some I have been able to indulge since the clergy found me. You are the embodiment of many of them.

[He shifts, suddenly very self-aware, realizing he is meant to speak at least some aloud.] Mixing pleasure and pain, physical punishment, blood. Public places, people watching. Bold women. Sacrilege. ...monster things.

[He leans closer and inhales her scent, voice taking a husky tone as he whispers to her.] Surrendering self control.

[ Lilith felt her breath quicken with excitement, and not just because of arousal, but because: ]

I like those things too.

[ Though the self control was something she had to work on, because when she lost it, it was usually because lust overtook her. She wanted to ensure she was more intentional next time. ]

Maybe you can teach me about self control. [ A pause. ] And not in the Catholic way that shames and terrorizes us. In the way that is measured and for greater pleasure. And then, how to surrender it. ...How to make you surrender it in the way that you enjoy.

Oh, Papa... I realized, I haven't told you. I can use blood magic.

Yes... [ There was more than what he spoke of, certainly, as well as an element of self-denial and edging to the "release of self-control", but she seemed to intuitively understand. Her arousal had a scent which were building an overwhelming aphrodisiac effect, strengthened by the words that followed, until a specific statement snapped him back into his senses, eyes snapping alert to full attention as he pulled back and stared somewhat unintelligibly at her for several moments before responding. ]

What...sort of blood magic? [ Clearly, he was asking for reasons, though somehow she still hadn't learned and he still hadn't shared with her his secret. Hi, I'm a vampire, that is why I am never awake during the day and can't eat the food you want to bake me, hope that's fine with you. Of course, it would be, but his past was riddled with shame and self denial and self loathing. He had been putting off telling her for reasons both valid to his experience and totally unnecessary based on everything Lilith was. ]

[ She felt the answering surge of her own desire thrumming in her veins, but she saw the haze of arousal part for a moment in Perpetua's eyes as he considered her revelation. ]

I'm still learning all the things I can do with it... But I've drained people's energy with it. I've used it to lower inhibitions and cause arousal. And I've used it to bring a statue to life.

[ Lilith held out her palms so that he could see them. The wounds were closed at present, but... ]

I seem to have stigmata.

[m/f if shipping]

Really feels like I could guess the answers to a lot of these.

[ But she could be wrong! ]

You'll never know unless you ask.
[ Cue vaguely uncomfortably stance readjustment. ]
Are you just gonna stand there, or...

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Actually, here's one: do you consider yourself clingy?

[Hmm.]

No? Independence is sexy. I haven't met someone I desired to be attached to the hip, or whatever they say, but it is more appealing if we exist on our own, and work towards the same goals.

[It is also not the worst thing to end up regularly in bed together, but he keeps this too himself, for now.

He is also downplaying his own romanticism, but this has not been addressed, so it feels fair.]

So would you do the long-distance thing?

[To be fair, he's also never had a real relationship, so what does he know about his answer to these?]

Why? Are you volunteering?

[He's mostly kidding.] Honestly, I imagine something like that would work best. I have to travel a lot. Can't expect someone to always be around if I can't be. ...Unless they wanted to travel with.

[The ghouls are fun, but not for anything serious.]

[ Dry: ] Pretty sure our work lives would make us incompatible, bruv.

[ She tends to like the Clergy more than, say, your typical Catholic priest, but the whole exorcist thing does run the risk of putting her and the ghouls at odds. ]

Besides, I'm no good at distance. Out of sight, out of mind.

[ This is absolutely a lie. ]

[Past religious trauma had made that very much a thing he was joking about. It was difficult enough to be in the same room.

There was also the whole awkwardly new vampire situation.

His brow raised at the last statement.] Uhuh. No distance. Right. Sure. Whatever you say.
...Who in your sights are you trying to keep 'out of mind' currently?

[He could be way off with that, but rolled with it anyways.]

( info in journal )

[Hello, large robot man, here is an old man who is obsessed with machines.]

HM... HOW ABOUT QUESTION 60- "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU MASTURBATE"? IF YOU ARE UP FOR THE SEXUAL QUESTIONS, THAT IS.

[Technus thinks that's probably the best question to ask to get a general guideline of how robots even fuck.]

{Hello. Old man obsessed with machines generally aren't good news. In other words, he's wary but maintains a amicable stance.]

Lower your volume. You're hurting my audio receptors. [Sensitive hearing and all.] To answer your question... An attractive body.

[Honestly, Soundwave's been here long enough to be desensitized by these question. They still make him flush, but he's been asked how his kinds fuck a lot more than he could count.]

Oh. Sorry.

[A pause, before he ends up speaking at the same loud volume as before.]

AND WHAT WOULD YOU CONSIDER AN ATTRACTIVE BODY?

You know most of those questions are like a "yes' from you, right?

[ Don't mind him just picking out a card though and flicking it over.]

Number 85. Have you ever had a threesome?

Yeah, and? Don't ask if you don't wanna know.

[ a card is pulled anyway, and gator's brows jump. ]

Look at me.

[ he stares at peter, leaning in by his elbows on the table. ]

Yeah. I have.

Pft. Where's the fun in that?

[ Peter countered as he shifted back in his seat- though he did let his eyes flick down the others body again, with that teasing little smirk on his face. Might as well oogle the other while he has the chance.]

That's it? Not gonna give me any details? Boy girl, boy boy, did you like- fuck them both senseless. Or did you have a rare turn as a bottom bitch?

[ He teased with a wink before he slipped the card back into the deck before picking another]

Would you rather watch or be watched?

That's what I thought.

[ gator notices peter looking him over, and it doesn't surprise him. if peter isn't wanting it, then that would be strange. gator opens his legs, teasing, knowing just what that does. ]

I ain't no bottom bitch.

[ not all the time, anyway. he watches peter wink, and gator's eyes narrow. maybe peter needs to be reminded who he's talking to. ]

The first time was with two girls. Second time, two guys. Third time - a girl and a guy. There's only so many fuckin' combinations, and I fuck. I fuck 'til I'm tired, then I fuck again.

[ another card, and gator takes off his ballcap, placing it on the table between them. ]

Both. I like watchin', so long as I can fuckin' join.

[ There's a little dip of his eyes as Gator opens those legs and the romani man presses his lips together for a second- god knows that really did get to him.]

Nah, just a big tough guy with a big pistol between his legs.

[ Peter teased easily, humor dancing though his voice as he shifted back in his seat- his eyes focused on the man across from him. His head tilted as he listened to the answer.]

Huh. Hot. Honestly not sure which of those I would have wanted to be watching more. You should have filmed em.

[ His eyes do dip to that ballcap before glancing back up to Gator.]

Yeah that makes sense for you. Get you riled up before you take a bite, metamorphically speaking.

[ a flick of the eyes, and gator knows what peter's looking at. big pistol. his eyes narrow again, and as gator leans back in his seat, he rests the toe of his boot against the small sliver of wood in the chair between peter's legs. their eyes meet, and it's gator's turn to pull a card. briefly shifting to grab one, he flips it over on the table. ]

Who says I didn't film 'em? You just ain't seen it yet.

[ he tilts his head, reading the question. he smirks. ]

Ninety-nine. What naughty dream have you had recently?

[ eyes meet eyes again. there's a lustful shine to gator's, one that's playful. almost sweet, but not quite. more ravenous than anything else. ]

[ Peter's legs slip open a little more as that boot presses against the chair and he sucks on the inside of his cheek- but he doesn't say much as he just watches the other pick up that card.]

Seriously? All that depraved shit we do and you're holding back on the naughty films? That's just rude, Gator.

[ He pointed out before took a little intake of breath at that question. His hand reaching up to brush though those long locks of his to push them out of his eyes.]

I woke up fucking hard recently- and it was a night of dreams of...my ex and you sharing me. Roman fucking my throat and you fucking me, swapping round. Smacking me around- taking whatever you wanted. And just...by the end we were all fucking drenched in blood. Like fucking vampires, the three of us. You two just...taking me again and again.

[ gator keeps his boot in place, leg stretched under the table. he doesn't move it, not yet. he wouldn't want to start the party too early. he folds his arms, black t-shirt adorning his torso, as his head tilts. he listens, brows jumping, tongue flicking out to swipe his bottom lip. he hasn't shared peter with another guy, not yet, but the idea of doing it gives gator pause. would he? after a brief moment of thought, he lands on the idea that peter's nothing but a great sex toy, so why not share him and let others fuck him? ]

Yeah, fuckin' yeah. You'll see 'em one day. If you're good.

[ another shift of his hips and he flips another card. ]

Sixty-five. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?

[ the back of the chair meets gator's spine again, but this time, his boot slips up just so, the toe of it resting firmly against peter's cock in his jeans. ]

Better answer truthfully.

Edited 2025-04-21 22:13 (UTC)

If I'm good? And here I thought I had all the bruises from proving how good I am already.

[ His hand drops away from his head but he keeps watching the way the other shifted and adjusted. Like a predator waiting to pounce. He was about to answer when that boot slips up and he feels it press against his cock. God- it really said something that Peter felt his legs spread open even more at that move- his back pressing against the seat as he sucked on the inside of his cheek. He really was a slut.]

You mean the last time outside some dirty text message you sent?

[ He countered- trying to remain at least a little composed.]

I went dancing at some club- you know, ended up shirtless and grinding with some guys. Wandering hands-

And yeah, super turned on.

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