Only three choices

[buckynats]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

oikawa tooru ( hq!! ) m/m

[visualized]

Hilda | Pokemon | M/F 16+

[hiltja]

Clive Rosfield | Final Fantasy XVI | OTA

[servicedominant]

eloisa paolo | lest they leave | ota

[dinosauro]

( info. )

Klaus Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy | m/m for shipping

[number_4]

[all caught up. but, i'll avoid spoilers unless i get a green light]

manjoume jun | yu-gi-oh! gx

[thundercrashes]

azul ashengrotto | twisted wonderland

[octoblot]

horropedia | reverse: 1999

[horropedia]

[shifting_and_changing]

[Standing before Horrorpedia would be someone that was clearly some sort of nobility, given her manner of dress. She was notably quite pale.]

Hmm, that is a good question. I don't know for a fact that you're marriage material, and I wouldn't want you to regret the decision, either.

So... what do you think? Am I the final girl, or am I the slasher?

[Okay, a princess dolled up in garb from the past but somehow knew about modern horror tropes.]

[horropedia]

[Horropedia doesn't appear all that troubled about the fact that she knows about modern horror tropes--hell, his Foundation name is Horropedia. If anything it feels like he's talking to Blonney, a fellow horror enthusiast.]

Who's to say that you don't have the potential of being both? Now wouldn't that be an interesting twist...

But if I can only pick one or the other, I would prefer having you as the final girl. After all, I wouldn't want to end up just becoming a slasher victim listed in the footnotes when the credits roll, if I pick the other option too carelessly!

[shifting_and_changing]

That would be interesting. How do you suppose that would work? Two killers, with the final girl being a foreshadowed secret?

[She hummed thoughtfully.]

You do have a point, then I suppose the answer you get is "fuck".

[horropedia]

Why not? After all, take this train of thought for example: when it comes down to the final girl and the killer having a showdown that ends with the final girl's victory, doesn't it technically mean that the final girl has also become the killer of the two, due to having killed the original killer of the tale?

[Nor would it be the first time that the final girl in a group turned out to actually be the killer all along, at least in Horropedia's experience.]

Regardless, I am quite honored and grateful for your answer.

[Thank you for not choosing him as a kill option on this day.]

[shifting_and_changing]

It does exist as one of many possibilities. To stare into the abyss and become changed by it.

[She smiles easily.]

Then I suppose you feel the same?

[horropedia]

I would say the same for my answer, yes.

[There's a pause, before he adds--]

Not to say that I believe you couldn't be marriage material either, of course. However, based on my observations, marriages seem to work best between those who have had the opportunity to get to know each other for quite sometime first.

Though, despite this only being our first meeting, I will admit that I am interested in getting to know and talk with you more if you'll permit the opportunity: it's not often that I have the chance to discuss the topic of horror or the like with anyone, and you certainly bring some good insights to the table.

[shifting_and_changing]

I agree. Marriage is something that shouldn't be rushed. There is something to be said for a whirlwind romance, but it's more likely to be a disaster.

[She smiles, leaning forward to be closer to him.]

I'd be delighted to get to know you. For a start, you can call me Princess.

[horropedia]

A pleasure to meet you, Princess! You can call me Horropedia in exchange.

[Yep, that sure is a name he likes to be called by.]

Kolnatha 'Tav' Shavval ☾ Baldur's Gate 3 ☾ ota

[inherlight]

[Info|Perms. All Tavs, companions, cross-canon and assumed CR welcomed.]

Robin Buckley | Stranger Things | ota

[howandwhen]

Sir Pentious ◇ Hazbin Hotel ◇ OTA

[sirpent]

sorry i couldn't resist

[absolutest]

You have to ask?

Kill.

Hahaha, beautiful XD

[sirpent]

Feelingss mutual.

I like to ssee you try.

[absolutest]

If you do, it'll be the last thing you see.

Could be sooner than you think. Clock's ticking.

[sirpent]

I have faced scarier Overlordss than you. You don't frighten me. You come after my friendss, I promise you will regret it.

zhongli | genshin impact | m/m

[decibel]

Gumby

[a_part_of_you]

[A thoroughly G-rated being, he probably doesn't want to hear about certain choices, but kiss, marry, and/or kill are fair game]

Foggy Nelson | Daredevil

[indefatigables]

[cafeultra]

Fuck.

[indefatigables]

Yeah, really? Sure you haven't had too much of Rosie's swill?

[cafeultra]

Really. I'm... very sober. Probably overcaffeinated, though.

[indefatigables]

I'm obviously not completely sober because I hit R instead of J. It's Josie's bar and I need a few more drinks until I can type properly.

I'm an attorney, therefore it serves my blood is composed completely of caffeine. It's been that way ever since my first year at Columbia Law. It's why I have to drink so much after work.

marcel verlinden, original. ota.

[3rds]

( basic info | permissions | warnings + opt-out )

joan dority | oc | ota.

[poleaxed]

Li Tianchen | Link Click

[parasiticpower]

monoma neito | mha | m/m

[copic]