I-... sorry, what? So you're saying fairy tales are like some kind of sentient disease or something rather than just something you're born into?

[Look, she already has to worry about evil androids, aliens with a skewed perception of resource management and genocide, sarcastic sorcerers, and way too many other things to have fairy tales thrown at her, too. Just let her earn her degree and then move into a log cabin in the middle of nowhere.]