bakerstreet | How it'd go

Edited 2024-07-11 18:57 (UTC)

Well, I don't normally indulge in this... but... I feel like under the stars would be somehow appropriate. On a soft bed.

More appropriate than you might think. It is... how the elves of old used to do things. Just two souls coming together with only the stars as witnesses.

[His people, after all, had always held quite a lot of reverence towards those first glimpses of light they'd ever seen.]

That does sound quiet poetic.

I'd prefer you take me, to be more accurate!

I would swab your pretty throat given the chance, naughty girl.

Oh, please do.

[Absolutely shameless and down to suck fox dick at any opportunity, that's Evangeline.]

[ How have they not made a servant out of this one? Always willing and ready to serve … ]

You devious creature - I think I’d need you to beg a little more.

[It'd be better than her existing job for sure! That says a lot more about L Corp than it does about Ninetails.]

Please fuck my face and come down my throat. It's been too long since I tasted your cock, I want it so bad, please ♥

You are something else, girl.

Well, what are you waiting for? Strip.

[ A shake of their fur, yeah, this is happening. ]

Thank you!

[And she begins pulling off her clothes. Not exactly a sexy striptease, but there's something to be said for sheer enthusiasm and eagerness in getting naked.]

Since you're a powerful martial artist too, and I don't have to worry about hurting you as much, I'd probably be rougher than I am with most people. As long as you like that, obviously.

I... would probably put your feet up on my shoulders and push you against the nearest flat surface.

[Ranma's flustered having admitted all this, but he did definitely mean it.]

Good thing I’m pretty flexible…

Does that mean that's something you want?

I mean, hypothetically! I barely even know you!

But also getting manhandled like that is kind of a turn-on……

Oh, right. Guess I did get kinda caught up in the question.

I forget if I introduced myself last time we met. I'm Ranma Saotome.

Bai Lin. Pleased to meet you.

[quick bow.]

I feel like maybe I should share something personal like that so we’re even?

Yeah, nice to meet you.

Sure, it seems only fair.

After that... we can figure something out, I guess.

[Lin takes a moment to size Ranma up. Not her normal type, perhaps, but he (she?) is still reasonably cute.

Eventually she came up with something.]

I think it would be really hot if we had a naked sparring match where the winner can take the loser right then and there however they want.

[Ranma was in their more masculine form at the moment, but honestly easy to make some gender mistakes with them.

Her suggestion made them blush further.]

Woah... yeah, I could do that.

[He considers that Lin might now have seen his little trick at the never have I ever game. So he considers for a moment before he says.]

Alright, but there's something extra you should know about me if we're going to do that. Just so there aren't any surprises, and if you win, you should know everything you could do to me.

[Ranma procures a cold glass of water.]

So it's a complicated story, but the end result is I fell into a magic spring and now getting drenched in cold water does this to me.

[Ranma pours the glass of cold water over their own head, and in a matter of moments the black-haired young man turned into a slightly shorter red-haired woman.]

So, you can see how that might apply. Hot water turns me back.

What are you-

[Ah.

This just goes to show that Lin is right for not trusting magic and curses.]

...Hhhhhhuh.

[But their hair matches now! Granted, Lin's red comes out of a bottle of hair dye.]

Yeah, it's a lot to take in, but I figure if I'm going to potentially sleep with someone, they should know this about me.

I consider both forms mine now, so I don't mind if somebody's feeling one or the other, but I'd want them to be attracted to all of me at least a little bit.

So you're saying that if we...you know, went through with this plan...

...I'd get to choose whether you're a boy or a girl?

Yep, or swap me from one to the other in the middle of the act.

You didn't say if you wanted it to just be one act the winner gets to decide on, but I figure if we got that far, we're probably going to keep going until we're exhausted.

"I'd ride you through the night and drain you of every last drop."

"Are you sure you can handle it?"

"I should be asking you the same thing, but you seem confident enough! So how about we just get a feel for each other and go from there~?"

"I don't have a reason not to be. Hm, I wouldn't mind--You'll have to wait until I finish with work, though."

"Ehe~ Very well! Just come and give me a call when your done; I'd hate for you to check into bed without a heads up on the matter."

"Sure, I'll make sure to shoot you a message. ...Ah, sorry--I don't think I have your contact info."

"Right... Just gimme one sec!"

The wait would not be long; proving herself rather dexterous. She picked a sticky note out of her satchel and swiftly darted her phone number one piece in glittery pink ink.

"Don't keep me waiting too long~ 'kay~?"

Of course, she was sure to write her name down as well as a small reminder, just to play safe.

"Ideally, I'd give you my all right from the start, then tend to your body with the utmost care before upping the ante for a climatic finish."

A lady does appreciate a certain amount of vigor.

"If you're up for it, tell me something: Is there anything I shouldn't do?"

I think my main two rules would be...

1: Don't proposition a woman for sex without introducing yourself first.

2: No anal.

"Fair enough! ...I guess it would be a little weird, if we didn't exchange names first. Sorry about that! I didn't mean to be rude. The name's Nariyuki Omori, and I'm an active member of the Adventurers' Association!"

Honestly I think you’d benefit more from a long bath, a massage, and a hearty meal more than anything.

[not that sex was out of the question. Iren judged there to be a perfectly handsome man somewhere under all the grime and nervousness.]

[ three things that are as hard to come by in the wasteland as anything. when food and water are both luxuries, satisfaction is unheard of. ]

One of those things and you'll make a friend. All three and you might be able to get me to do almost anything you wanted.

I’m in the business of hospitality for weary travelers. It would sit wrong with me to leave you without at LEAST a hot meal. How does roast chicken and asparagus sound? I could also dig up a white that would pair nicely with it.

[ don't mind him, a guy that hasn't had more to eat than dog food and insects for years: ]

A white what?

...Wine. A white wine.

Actually, what if we start with water? I think we'll work up to wine.

[Bustling about assembling a meal. When was the last time you smelled roasting chicken, Max? It has garlic on it.]

I'm Iren, by the way.

[ is he dead? has his mind finally found a way to ease the agony of living? max hasn't seen livestock in years, let alone smelled one roasting with herbs on it. ]

Iren.

And what do you get for feeding lost souls like mine?

Ain't used to a son of a bitch taking up so much of my time.

Suffice to say, something is getting stuck somewhere.

[she's tracked NCR rangers down with less effort and damn it, max, now it's a matter of pride.]

[ if anything, max is good at leaving and staying hard to find. moving constantly has its advantages. ]

Sounds like frustration easily remedied. You planning to take it out on me?

To start, I would have you lay back in my bed, bathed in moonlight with your hair down. From there, I can be quite flexible with any way you'd like to have me.

[She's quite aware of how else that last sentence could be taken... and honestly would just like to run her fingers through his hair.]

[It would be a first for him to anything while underneath the moonlight. He actually quite likes the sound of it.]

I believe no matter how we choose to go about it, we would both thoroughly enjoy ourselves, Magistrate.

[She's rather pleased with his response. Considering there's supposed to be a cloudless night tonight...]

Then perhaps I can tempt you into coming home with me tonight, General? I would like to help fulfill any desires you may have as well.

[If he's fulfilling her own, she'd rather like to give him that as well.]

[Then it is likely the prefect opportunity to follow through with her own desire.]

If you would have me, then I would love to.

[He says with a small nod. His own duties are fulfilled for the day, so there isn't anything that requires his attention.]

Shall we go now?

['If she would have him' hm? She felt quite the reverse, somewhat surprised he'd have her.]

It would be my honor and privilege both to have you with me.

[There was no doubt she felt fortunate.]

I've finished my duties for the day, so please follow me.

[Despite the grandeur of her residence's exterior, the inside is simply but still elegantly decorated -- warm as a home should be even with a level of classy that suited her tastes.]

I so rarely have guests, but you will always be welcome.

[To come here more than just this one night? Certainly.]

[He can't imagine why he wouldn't have her. She is undoubtedly a desirable woman in so many different ways. He is the one that felt honored to be given this chance to be with her in this way. He follows her to her home, however. His eyes peer around once they are there.

He's never actually be inside of her residence. Its not what he expected, given her position. But it's certainly warm and welcoming. If this night goes as well as they both expected it to, he would be making appearances here more and more often when she has the time to host.]

I would be happy to pay you a visit more than.

[For sex or more of friendly visit? Either is fine by him.]

[His response easily draws a smile to her lips. The thought of him visiting more, between both of their busy schedules -- there was still much for both of them to do even after the defeat of the Threnodian -- it would be nice to spend time together, whether peacefully serene moments... or for sex.]

I will look forward to these visits, then.

[For now, though... well, they'd come here for a very specific reason tonight. The thought is certainly enough to cause her heart rate to pick up a little, and she turns toward him a bit more. Jinhsi lifts her right hand to allow delicate fingers to trace the shapes of the scales left at his jaw when he Awakened.]

We do have plenty of time if you would like to speak more, or we can, of course, retire to my room.

[Sex wasn't the only reason she wanted him around, and as long as he knew that, then Jinhsi was happy with any direction their night went.]

[ in a fight right ]

If I took a photo first, would that mean I'd get a second chance at it? Just in case.

No way.

Aww, but you love bossing me around from the future. Wouldn't you like to tell me exactly how past-you wants it?

[Shame? What's that? We don't know her.]

Aren't you just a little bit curious?

[No.]

The point of the question isn't how I'd want it, it's how you'd do it.

The answers are connected, y'know. I wouldn't do something you'd dislike.

So you can't even come up with something you think I'd like on your own?

Mmm, I never said that.

Lu Guang, is this your way of telling me you'd rather leave the details up to me? I see, I see! So you're like that in bed.

I never said that. You're missing the point of the question.

I'm not going to tell you, so live with me thinking you have no idea what you're doing.

In most cases, that's true. I have no idea what I'm doing.

[He grins and then gives a careless shrug.]

But with you? I know you. Your body will tell me what you want, even if your lips won't.

[???????????????????]

Do you seriously think I'm that easy?

Easy? Nothing about you is ever easy.

[Is he complaining? He might be complaining.]

You hold stuff back and you hide and you keep secrets like some kind of mystical demon. It's seriously annoying, actually. You'd think after all this time you'd actually trust me a little.

Who said I don't trust you? I only keep things from you because you'll do something stupid if I don't.

See? No trust.

Maybe if you gave me all the information from the start things would go smoother.

If I gave you all the information from the start, you would use it to make some ridiculous decision that puts you in danger. I know how you are.

What are you talking about? My decisions are 100% awesome and daring and brave!

[ ................. ]

I'm leaving.

[OTA!]

"You're so beautiful, I feel like I'd have no other choice but to take my time trying to make you scream."

"Oh my. That's quite the bold statement."

Her fan just covers her mouth as the young priestess tilts her head.

"Though I'm afraid... that you will find yourself waiting for quite a long time, cute miss."