I'd like to see you in at least one and see if it's my thing.

And that, my sexy leftie, is what bespoke stores are for. You're not the only person with alteration needs.

[For similar or different reasons; missing appendages, or accident or birth defects that required alterations. They happened. And those individuals could still bling out.]

More jeans. Sweats. Oh god, please get sweats.