bakerstreet | sorry for cuddle rockin'

the CUDDLE IT OUT meme

(or the SHAMELESS FLUFF meme)
The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room ♥heart-shaped♥. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.
And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to cuddle the shit out of them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.

Let's be real. Sometimes, you just want to play fluff. Good old fashioned "cuddle up in front of a fire and snuggle like cute little bunnies" fluff. But some characters are ~anti-social~ or have ~space issues~ and it's impossible to get them to just friggin' loosen up, and building that kind of CR can take for-fucking-ever. So really, this meme is for all the shameless fluffers out there. Here's lookin' at you, kid.

HOW IT GOES DOWN:
- Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have somewhere in the comment.
- Others will respond.
- Your characters, no matter what they would usually do or if they even know each other, will have the burning desire to smother the other person in affection and cuddles
- ~~There is no thirteenth floor. There is no Miss Zarves.~~ There is no RNG.
- Have fun.

~~And yes. This is totally a blatant rip off of that other meme, no harm meant. just some good old fashioned fluff.~~

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[Bolin is sitting on the steps, not sulking at all. Nope. Not a bit.

Okay. Maybe a little. He's lonely and tired of pretending not to be lonely and he really just wants a hug but Pabu's at home and his brother isn't around.

SULK. SULK. SULK.]

[ the thing about being the third heir to a large family business ("large" being somewhat of an understatement here) is that you are always on the go. meeting here, dinner with crown princes there, business transactions over there. she barely has enough time for the things she actually does enjoy, but she's not bitter nope nope nope family is important and this is something she must do for them.

but that doesn't allow her much time, and therefore cannot be distracted or held up by some sulking sulker who is far too broad for his own good! ]

Please move.

[ queen's voice is a cool command from the top of the steps. ]

[WHY DOES HIS STUPID BROTHER HAVE TO BE GONE? The more Bolin thinks about it, the more sad he gets, and he can't stop thinking about it so he just keeps getting sadder and sadder.

Queen's voice catches his attention, but he doesn't actually hear what she says. He just registers that she has the same :| face as Mako and the last of his defenses crumble.]

I WANT MAKO!

[That extremely broad sulking sulker is now wrapping you in a bone crushing hug, queen. You're welcome.]

[ what in the world is a mako and WHY SHOULD SHE CARE??????

queen had been ready to tell him again (and only one last time before she simply jumped over him, but she'd hate to resort to something so unseemly) when suddenly the large man-child jumped up to his feet, threw his arms around her and tugged her in for a — hug?

in her surprise, she'd only had enough time to throw her hands up as barriers, palms pressed flat against his chest, and, god, try as she might to push off him he... is...

ridiculously strong...!

okay TIME TO PLAY COOL IS OVER, SHE IS IN FULL FLAILY PANIC MODE NOW ]

L-Let me go, who the hell do you think you are?!

[Bolin would respond, let go, apologize, except he's too busy crying. He's never been away from his brother this long and it's not like his heart is broken, more like his entire body is in pain.]

[ OKAY SERIOUSLY, ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH, not only is she starting to fear for her bones but she's pretty sure he's sobbing snot all over her shirt and she doesn't have time for this.

for those that are curious — this is totally self defense.

no longer using her hands to try and push away from him, her fingers instead curl around the material of his shirt, getting a good hold of him...

just as she brings up her right knee for a sharp kick to his gut — not enough to seriously wound, but just enough to wind him. ]

OOF!!!!! [OKAY, THAT HURT. Enough to bring Bolin back to reality -- a reality in which he's hugging a complete stranger, clearly against her will.

He lets go and stumbles back, one arm clutching his aching gut, the other held up in surrender.]

I'm sorry! I'm so so so so so so SO SO sorry!

[Great and his nose is dripping too. WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE?!]

[ a...h...

for a few long seconds, queen can only just stand there in shock. she knows she hadn't hit him that hard (though, at the same time, she's never really had much practice restraining herself), but before she lets herself get too guilt-ridden, she reminds herself that he'd clearly been upset way before she kneed him in the gut.

...

......

god she was a terrible person...! ]

D... Don't... [ please stop crying already!! ] It's fine... Just stop already, please...!

S-sorry. [He plunks back down on the stairs and wraps his arms around his knees, burying his head. He hates crying like this --- tears are a waste of time, look on the bright side, etc. --- but sometimes, you just can't help it.]

[ queen shifts a little uncomfortably. she isn't sure she's heard anyone apologize so much in her life, and it was beginning to make her feel a little uncomfortable. per..haps the knee to the gut had been a hasty reaction...

tentatively, the blond inches a little closer to where bolin has curled in on himself. she struggles with the words for a moment. ]

...i-if you require medical attention, I have the country's finest doctors on speed-dial...

[ yes, she is so good at this comforting thing! ]

[He shakes his head, coughing as he tries to stop crying.]

I just....want...my brother...

[ o kay that's a little more difficult.

queen stares down at her cell phone in her hand for a moment, as if half-expecting this aforementioned brother's number to suddenly pop up on the screen.

perhaps she can offer to get him another broth— wait no it doesn't work that way. ]

..! [ WAIT, LIGHT BULB! energized now, queen starts to eagerly look through her large list of contacts. ]

You require a retrieval unit, then. That can easily be arranged..!

[sniff sniff]

A what?

A retrieval unit. [ it doesn't matter where this brother is, or how hard this brother tries to hide, the yk corporation will find him...! ] A 30-man team should be sufficient enough, I think.

[ she glances up from her phone, but her fingers still tap along the screen as she works out the details with the leader of the team. ]

Where are his coordinates?

[Bolin is feeling very, very stupid right now.]

His what?

[also, he needs a tissue. crai.]

sorry for cuddle rockin'

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