The IC Anon Questions Meme

[ribs_grow_back]

 The IC Anon Questions Meme!

 

How this works.

✪Post with your Character! Name and series go in the header.

✪Go find another character! Go anon and ask them questions. They can be as ridiculous, serious or random as you want.

✪Go answer the ones people have left for you!

 
Meme taken from here

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't Hawke the sexiest man to ever sex?

[vishante]

[YOU'RE AS SUBTLE AS AN OGRE.]

Hawke.

[(Anonymous)]

... I believe you are mistaken.

[vishante]

Then perhaps you should ask Isabela. I suspect she knows a great deal more than I do.

[(Anonymous)]

About Hawke's abilities? Nah.

Now. Fenris.

I cannot help but notice you refuse to answer the question, which leads me to assume that your answer is yes. Yes he is the sexiest man to ever sex.

[vishante]

And I cannot help but notice that you are curiously insistent. Tell me then; do you find him to be such a man?

[(Anonymous)]

He's quite... manly, in my humble, unbiased opinion.

[vishante]

Isn't your... unbiased opinion sufficent, in that case?

[(Anonymous)]

No.

[(Anonymous)]

I want to hear you say it.

[ So go on. Admit it. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?? ]

[vishante]

[SIGH.]

If my own opinion holds the power to influence yours, then perhaps it isn't as unbiased as you claim. [Otherwise, what does it truly matter what HE thinks? what does it matter hawke HMMM?]

[(Anonymous)]

[ It matters all the things, Fenris, so do a guy a favor and put him out of his misery. Wherever Hawke might actually be right now, that is.

Which isn't here. ]

Are you saying your opinion is different than my own?

[vishante]

[Most likely marvelling at his own reflection right now, no doubt :|]

I--no. That is not what I said.

[(Anonymous)]

[ And probably grinning like an idiot into the mirror right now too. Because, finally, getting somewhere. Not that Hawke actually has any idea this conversation is taking place.

Nope. ]

Then it is the same?

[vishante]

[MAKER Hawke as if your ego wasn't inflated enough as is 8|]

I cannot deny what is plain to see. Hawke is a rather... valiant man.

[(Anonymous)]

[ There's always more for inflation of egos. And other things. So. ]

And handsome.

[(Anonymous)]

He's handsome, agreed?

[vishante]

[Other things. Which he's probably staring at in alternance with his reflection in the mirror.]

Yes. [S I G H] He is.

[dragonfetish]

[ c: ]

I heard my name and handsome in the same sentence. [ Close enough. ] So here I am.

[vishante]

[B|]

And have you heard insufferable? It was there all along on the tip of my tongue.

[dragonfetish]

Insufferably handsome, you mean. [ He'll forever be stuck on this handsome business; there's little point in trying to detour his spirits, so give it up and enjoy how very happy you've made Hawke, okay Fenris? ] I never realized my good looks were such a bother to you. I would apologize but... well, it's not really something to be sorry for.

[vishante]

[Oh, as if. Don't be a fool. Because...] ...On the contrary, Hawke. You are rather pleasing to the eye. It isn't my sight that you constantly trouble. [There's the hint of a smile on his lips, but it's not quite full enough to be certain of his good humor.] It's my sanity.

[dragonfetish]

[ And we know how very fragile that is. There's a wide range of quick, timed zingers he could place here, but he shies away from cheap laughs and softens on a smile. He's Hawke though, and as Hawke, the levity to his words rarely ever leaves completely and so, yes, there's still a bit of amusement and tease in his words, even if it's kinder than it could have been. ] You test mine too.

… But I've found I don't mind going a little crazy for you. [ Okay, that's grade A cheese, but he continues to smile through, completely unashamed. ]

[vishante]

Only a little? [Fenris just so happens to enjoy grade A cheese—at least if it's infused with that voice that punches him straight in the chest—and he finds himself smiling more than he wishes, composure gone and reason as well.] I fear that you may have let it gone out of hand. [Because Maker knows he's always getting himself in situations that no sane man ever would. ]