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THAT AWKWARD MEME WHEN
Congratulations, your character's shame is now a spectator sport.

RULES:
o1. Post your character ( name | series | any preferences ).
o2. Characters tagging in: Pick roll for a prompt.
o3. The character setting up the scene can be either the cause, or the unfortunate witness to the awkward situation. Have fun!


That awkward moment when...

o1. You're trying to slink away with your partner’s valuables after a one night stand only to wake them up in the process.
o2. You send a message with your confession, raaage, embarrassing questions or compromising pictures to the wrong person.
o3. You forgot about a birthday or anniversary and now have to pitch a cheap gift bought in five minutes off the nearest 7/11 as a symbolic expression of your feelings.
o4. You lost your wallet and have to charm a perfect stranger into paying your tab.
o5. You spill your wine on the event special guest half an hour before they're due giving their speech.
o6. You need to get rid of your date/groupie/coworker to assume your superhero identity and go save the day in the nearby building.
o7. You can’t stop hiccuping during someone's heartfelt confession of undying affection.
o8. You kidnapped the wrong person.
o9. You have to get your very drunk friend out of a public place fast, and they're not exactly cooperating.
10. You blame grave illness to cancel on meeting someone, only to run into them an hour later.
11. You slip on a banana peel in the middle of your amazing performance or even more amazing shounen attack.
12. You get matched on a blind date with someone who dumped you. Twice.
13. You call out the wrong name when things get hot and heavy.
14. You have to prod this person whether they like-like your friend without outright saying it, because said friend is apparently five too shy to ask on their own.
15. You run into someone after choosing your clothing or doing your make up during a blackout.
16. You have to ask a favour of someone you publicly lambasted twenty minutes ago.
17. You wake up to find someone's been watching you sleep.
18. You answer the door in your lingerie to surprise your special other, only to find it’s not them calling.
19. You try the polite greeting your friends taught you in a different language, only to find out it’s actually a grave insult or a hilarious proposal.
20. You accidentally walk into someone showering, singing aloud, enjoying their personal time or anything else you feel like putting together.
21. Make your own or mix and match!

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Steve Rogers | MCU | OTA (prefer m/m for shippy things!)

[starspangledspandex]

17

[rightawaysir]

[It's almost scary how easily one could slip unnoticed past general security. Although one could argue that the security of an older apartment complex may not be the best in the world. It certainly couldn't hold a candle in comparison to the multi-leveled systems many corporate buildings possessed.

In any case, it was three in the morning and for a reason currently unknown, JARVIS was deployed in one of his mobile android bodies, standing right above Steve as he slept. Just. Watching. Unblinkingly. Waiting.]

[starspangledspandex]

[No, the security here isn't nearly as strict as the type that protects Tony's toys from the rest of the world or Stark Industries from thieves.

Steve usually sleeps pretty deeply but his sleep tonight is a little restless and he rolls over, waking up from a dream. Only to meet the eyes of a man standing over him and he jerks, startled.]

How did you get in here?

[rightawaysir]

The front door.

I realize proper protocol would have been to knock, but given the time I opted to wait until you have found it fit to end your slumber. I was instructed by Mr. Stark to not return until I have completed my task.

[starspangledspandex]

JARVIS?

[He drags a hand over his face. Of course it is. How many rogue assassins can there be in New York?

Steve gives him a confused look, still trying to shake off the feeling of waking up to someone hovering over him and he's exasperated. He and Tony are going to have a chat.]

What task? What couldn't have a waited a few more hours?

[rightawaysir]

He would like me to gather some information from you. Is this a time of great inconvenience for you? I could proceed to continue waiting if it is.

[starspangledspandex]

[He rubs his hand at his forehead. Tony really needs to explain boundaries and time to JARVIS.]

Most of the time, if it's not an emergency, between eleven pm and eight am is off-limits for visiting people.

[But he's awake now.]

No, that's alright. Let's just do it now.

[rightawaysir]

I will retain a note of that.

In any case, I shall proceed.

First, what is your opinion on ice cream?

[starspangledspandex]

...ice cream.

[He raises an eyebrow. What?]

It's good, I've always like it.

[rightawaysir]

Your favorite flavors?

[starspangledspandex]

[This has to be the strangest conversation he's had in the middle of the night.]

Neopolitan and mint chocolate chip.

[rightawaysir]

Sunsets or sunrises?

[starspangledspandex]

[He gives him a confused look. This is really random.]

Sunsets, I guess.

[rightawaysir]

[It was only to get more random as he seems to be asking a series of seemingly unrelated questions.

Favorite city in the world?
Favorite movie?
Beer or wine?
Pizza or hot dogs?
Why doesn't he like shawarma?
Dogs or cats?
Flowers or candy?
Etc.

It would probably be two hours later before he is done.]

Thank you. Mr. Stark will, undoubtedly, appreciate this information.

[fated_to_lose]

[ ooc: hopefully I don't fail this thread this time xc

Was wondering if you'd like number 13. If so, I'm sorta debating over who should cry out the wrong name during le sex and also, who would most likely play bottom this time. Me, personally, am a proud switch concerning smut, but it's completely up to you. Thoughts? ]

[starspangledspandex]

[13 sounds good! I don't mind Steve being the one to call out the wrong name. I'm also flexible on top/bottom. I've played Steve both ways. If he's calling out the name, he's more likely to do it bottoming but it really doesn't matter to me :3]

[fated_to_lose]

[ ooc: hah, for some reason, I'm in the mood to do double loki for this. You game? ]

[starspangledspandex]

[ooc: double as in AU Loki? Works for me :3]

it's not au when it's practically canon. double the loki as in you play with real one and the fake.

[fated_to_lose]

Steven ..

[ Loki doesn't normally give in to the midgardian way of things nor does he really consider such trivial things but it's something someones words said to him. you may be a god but you can't postpone your punishment forever and an additional recommendation of spice up your sex life, which .. didn't make any bit of sense to the asgardian, for he is the god of mischief, most people would count it lucky that he even has time for any mortal. Which is why, believe it or not, for one reason or another.. Loki is infatuated with the supersoldier. Always has from the beginning, the raven haired god has just never outwardly shown it. Until this past few months. And their relationship has progressed from there on.

Which is exactly why he feels differently this time about considering the midgardian way of giving instead of always being the dominant one in bed. Old habits die hard. And with his sorcery, loki has materialized his double to claim steven from the behind with his lover in said doubles lap, receiving a nice long and rough thrust, nails digging into hips.

At first, loki was only observing from afar, not coming any closer until steven requested for him. The double held onto the blond's chest, firmly, with one palm while the other hand is seen stroking that massive member of the supersoldiers. Often times he knows his double likes to tease him in many ways, for this is not the first time he has resorted to "playing" with his double. He could see that it's just begging him to come forth and join in but loki only allows himself to take one step forward as he observes the two further. His godhood streins in his leather pants as a wave of lust hits him.

Ah okay! I gotcha :3 that's cool too o7

[starspangledspandex]

[The relationship with Loki had honestly been a surprise. Steve hadn't expected to fall for the god and he suspects that the other man hadn't planned on it either. It's alright. It really is. Once they'd gotten him away from his urge to destroy Midgard everything had gone smoothly.

Including his double taking Steve while Loki watches. It'd taken some getting used to, he's not exactly an exhibitionist and he's relatively simple in his tastes but he's willing to experiment. His hips arch and jerk, his head falling back against the double's shoulder as he moves with it.

He can tell the difference between the apparition and the real thing. Steve doesn't know how but he can and he knows when he's ready to be joined in the bed by his new lover. The only problem is, when his mouth parts at a particularly pleasurable thrust and stroke and he gasps out a name. It's not Loki's that falls from his lips.

It's Bucky's.]

aws, poor loki~

[fated_to_lose]

[ Their coupling had been a surprise in a sense that .. He rarely allows himself to be vulnerable to any being in existance-- this was widely influenced by his self hatred and the fact that his parentage had all but abandoned him and so thinks that is his fate with anyone he lowers his guard for. The trickster loathes sentiment but he secretly craves it with a never ending passion of which loki does not speak of. It had taken the god what felt like ages, before he let himself be loved by this man who offers it to him so openly and innocently. Because he deserves none of it.

The god had planned on joining in and riding steven while his double claims his lover again and again but in a blink of an eye, his face falls as he hears of some form of disloyalty. He knew steven couldn't have possibly loved him, it was all to deceive him now wasn't it! Loki was furious, he gave no consideration to go at this gentle. With a sharp twist of his wrist, the sorceror made his double dissappear and not caring that steven fell backwards on his ass. Loki demanded as he straddled the other with every intent on strangling the supersoldier while his hands curled around the others neck like a noose- ]

You dare- ! Whose name have you allowed to pass your lips so easily? Tell me! I knew none of you could be trusted, I was a fool for thinking otherwise.

What do you mean poor Loki! Steve's the one being attacked!

[starspangledspandex]

[For his part, Steve doesn't realize he's made a mistake. Not right away. He's stupidly loyal to his partners and he really does love the god. He can't help when old friends get in the way. Old loves.

The loss of the double behind him is a surprise and he jerks, eyes confused for a moment. It gives Loki the chance to get the one-up on him and he finds himself pinned to the ground, fighting for Loki's hands to keep him from hurting him instead of loving him. How quickly things had turned sour.

Steve blinks up at the other man and he wants to deny it, then he realizes his mistake. He shakes his head.]

No, no I'm sorry. [Steve swallows, trying to keep hands from settling around his throat.] Bucky, I said Bucky. I didn't mean to. He's... he died. A long time ago now, back during the war. I don't know why I said it now.

but that's normal for steven, so that doesn't count 8p

[fated_to_lose]

[ Steven's words only fall on deaf ears, for the only sentence his mind heard was that last sentence and that name twice more. All these months, the only reason why midgard is still intact with their freedom, was because the captain had managed to cure his boredom. This latest misfortune the trickster now finds himself facing only makes him want to wreak havok on this cursed planet again, no longer kept at bay and releasing all his madness once more. His fingers curl tighter around the supersoldier's neck the moment his sharp cold eyes catch sight of steven's hands attempting to pry him off, trying to reason with the wrath of this particular god.

Loki continues the strangulation as he lifts the other up by the neck and slams steven into the ground, harshly, surely leaving a dented impression on stark's nicely polished no more, floors. The liesmith snarls- ]

Do not claim to love me, for it will do you no favors. Admit it, you all have planned this from the very beginning! Thinking it clever to deceive me! Your affections have been nothing but a lie.

[ Whispering hatefully in the others ear, he threatened- ]

I do not deal lightly with traitors. Perhaps you precious planet shall suffer more at the force of my hand. I do not threaten, normally, but you have lead me to these extremes.

It totally counts! (and sorry this took so long D: I didn't realize I had missed it! /awful)

[starspangledspandex]

[Loki's grip is tight enough Steve can't draw in air anymore. Blue eyes are panicked as he looks up at the other man. His hands curl around the wrist holding him and he digs in with strong hands, mouth falling open in pain when he's slammed against the floor.

Steve is shaking his head. He does love Loki. He would never cheat on him. How could he do something so stupid as say the wrong name? The name of a dead lover no less and that is painful enough.

He jerks, managing to loosen the fingers long enough to gasp out--]

Please...

ugh, dw is refusing to send me my notices by email dangnabit.

[fated_to_lose]

[ He sees the panic in those eyes and it gets this insane god into a type of high that only death and destruction can give him. If it was so easy for rogers to forget calling his name when they make love, substituting someone elses name in his place, then what's to stop loki from leaving the avenger and stir up mischief once more? These mortals have no idea how easy it is for him to change their reality, with just a flick of his finger and he could go back in time and screw up everything. The liesmith had honestly thought about going back and erase himself from midgard's history. As well as the Captain's memory. For nobody would miss him.

Loki's eyes flaickered in mischief, having doubts as what to do but also deciding maybe it would be best this way. If steven loved someone more than he .. Gripping the other's collar of the suit, he effortlessly threw steven across the room as he called upon his magic-- a bright mystic flash of green started to swirl from his palm, wind blowing everywhere, with loki's green cape whipping in the wind with said element flowing through his hair.

If the captain did nothing at this point in trying to coax him, there was no hope for neither men. Glancing in rogers' direction, Loki finally spoke. ]

There is only one thing that comes to mind. It would be better if I rid this cursed planet of my presence. And rid you of any such memories of me. Is that what you'd prefer, Captain?