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Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[teenyoda]

[(Anonymous)]

what would you do if you found out someone was hunting the pack?

[teenyoda]

Depends on who in the pack they're hunting. Derek could stand to lose a few pounds running.

But seriously, probably try to find out who and why. I don't want Scott being mistaken for a target during hunting season, so...

[(Anonymous)]

Say they were one of those hunters that hunts their kind just because they think they all need to be killed.

What would you do then?

[teenyoda]

Aside from calling a parlay and trying to sit down like rational human beings to come to some kind of non-death conclusion? Find a way to get them to screw up and wind up getting arrested. Preferably without anyone getting hurt, but if they're being asses about it, I'd be okay with one or two of them getting shot in the leg.

Re: Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[(Anonymous)]

quick question! your dad is dating one of the wolves...

who would you rather it be, and why.

[teenyoda]

What? What? Why would you--? No. No, sorry, not happening. There will be no dating of any werewolves by my dad, thanks. No.

Ever. What is wrong with you?

[(Anonymous)]

what's wrong with a little hypothetical situation?

Or do you think your dad isn't hot enough for the pack? Wooow

[teenyoda]

My dad can date whoever he wants whenever he feels like picking that whole mess up again, but I highly doubt he's going to be interested in someone that's the same age as his son. Erica's the only girl in the pack and I can say with a pretty strong conviction that my dad's not gay.

Oh, hey, look. It's time to stop talking about my dad's sex life, non-existent or otherwise.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I guess I can ask about your sex life, if you're so keen on not talking about your dad... but hey, let's not. :)

next quick question! you can have any one weapon. what would it be and why

[teenyoda]

[Unimpressed look. Rub it in a bit more, anon.]

One? I think experience has taught me that I can't use a crossbow to save my life. A gun wouldn't be much use on a werewolf and I'm more likely to run into one of those than anything else, so how about a spray bottle with acid and wolfsbane in it?

[(Anonymous)]

Pepper spray for wolves? You don't want anything... harsher?

[teenyoda]

Wolfsbane pepper spray. Mixed with acid. That'll get it into their bloodstream and probably kill them. It'll do it faster if I get it in their eyes. That's not harsh enough?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh I see. My thoughts were more along the lines of someone flailing and blindly spraying wolfsbane pepper spray all over trees and thin air. When you put it that way, it does seem kinda harsh. Good job! :)

[teenyoda]

I'm not that bad.

[Most of the time.]

Re: Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[(Anonymous)]

How's your sex life?

[teenyoda]

What sex life?