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goshdarnsocks ([personal profile] goshdarnsocks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-04-08 11:29 pm

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7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN

1. Comment with your character name/fandom/prefs in the subject line
2. Comment around, you're now trapped in a closet and must kiss whoever you're trapped with! It can be just a simple kiss on the cheek or something a little...more. It just has to last for at least 7 comments each!
3. You don't have to start right away. Build things up! It's more fun that way.
4. ???????
5. Profit~
wanker4life: (Default)

Owen Harper | Torchwood | OTA / Het for Smut

[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-09 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2013-04-09 16:51 (UTC)
sadandsingle: (fed up with your shit)

...hope you're all right with starting another thread?

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-09 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[...she's stuck in a closet with Owen.

Well. This is awkward.

Tosh twists around and rattles the doorknob again, but it refuses to budge, no matter what she does. She could probably get it open if she had a screwdriver. Which she doesn't.]


Brilliant.
wanker4life: (pic#5225225)

I'm good with it. :)

[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-10 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Owen groaned about the fact he was locked in a closet, and he's somewhat happy his company was not, Gwen or worse, Ianto. He lowered his head and he let out a sigh. ]

Guess we're stuck here. [ He slouched back against the wall behind him, and into a couple hangers that dropped down to the floor behind him. ] And, this will be the death of us. And, it is a shitty way to go. I was hopin' we would go out a'guns a blazin'.
sadandsingle: (fed up with your shit)

excellent :D

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-10 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I would go quite so far as death, Owen. Unless we're stuck in here for days without food or water.

[Tosh leans against the door, trying to edge as far away from him as possible without drawing his attention to what she's doing. She would much rather be trapped in a closet with Ianto - less one-sided sexual tension, and he's not a prick to her.]

But it's not exactly the end I'd choose, either. Though I'll pass on the guns blazing one as well. Maybe some sort of happy medium?

[Like that ever happens in Torchwood.]
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[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Owen failed to mention he had his gun with him, but he was not interested in a ruptured eardrum for firing a weapon in very close quarters.

He did go and dig into his pocket for a small pocket torch.
] What would you consider a happy medium? I'd rather die standing up that's for sure. [ He pulled out the torch and turned it on. ] And, happy mediums don't exist when it comes to Torchwood.
sadandsingle: (looking down)

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-10 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Wishful thinking, that's all. You can't blame me for hoping.

[She'd known ever since she joined Torchwood that she wouldn't die peacefully in her bed - but it's still better than dying locked up in a UNIT cell.]

I suppose it doesn't matter what it is, really, as long as my death means something. [She grimaces, the play of shadows from the torch light turning her face into a grotesque mask.] This is an awfully morbid conversation, Owen.
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[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-10 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you're not gonna die doing something, lame.

[ Owen nodded his head, and the conversation did take a morbid turn. Owen blinked, and he continued to hold on to the torch. He shined it over at Tosh, and there was a devious smile on his face. He had an idea. ] We could do the other Torchwood thing to pass the time. [ Owen now expected to get kneed by Tosh. ]
sadandsingle: (with owen)

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-10 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tosh hesitates. On one hand, she would very much like to, as she's sure Owen knows. On the other, she's not looking for a quick fumble in a dark closet, but something a bit more...meaningful (and she's not sure if Owen knows that).

Her self-respect manages to win out for the moment, and she gives him a look, folding her arms over her chest.]


I bet you say that to all the people you end up trapped in closets with.

[Of course he does, it's Owen.]
wanker4life: (pic#5269125)

[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-11 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Owen just stared at Tosh, and he continued to sit there in his corner with the torch in hand. ] What? [ Owen moved closer towards the door, and he stopped there besides Tosh. And, there on his face was a coy smile. ]

Course, I do! I either tell them that, or scare the piss out of them, by telling them I got fart. [ He held back in the laughter. ] So, it's either you have the snog of a lifetime, or I get to give you a very terrible death. And, I'm sure we don't want to put on your death records, killed by Owen's delightful smelling farts.
sadandsingle: (sad)

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-11 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Farts, Owen? How old are you, five? [She rolls her eyes at his immaturity.]

See, I know how this is going to end. You'll snog me, and then months later the whole 'who's the last person you snogged' thing will come up again, and you'll laugh at me when I say it's you, and probably make some sort of comment about how pathetic my love life is.
wanker4life: (pic#2977957)

Work is gobbling me up. :) One more big shift to go!

[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-13 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just a big kid at heart! [ Owen waggled a finger in the air. ] And, I even made that rhyme!

[ Owen did listen how Tosh talked about her memory of that one last snog. He snorted. ] I'm sure you'll find someone else to snog. But, who is it going to hurt? [ Of course Tosh knows Owen well enough. He would laugh at her again if it ever became public. ] And, I hope we don't play that game again, I'm not interested in hearing about Gwen's boring life with Rhys, nor do I want to hear about Jack and Ianto.
sadandsingle: (amused)

Good luck!

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-13 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Tosh does laugh a little at that, though she ducks her head, hiding her smile.] Just as long as you don't start making up dirty limericks next.

Yeah, I'm sure I will. [Her voice is a little flat. She knows her love life better than Owen does, but she's not going to say that. No need to admit that she's a hopeless cause most of the time.] But I'm sure Gwen won't suggest it again, not after the way things turned out last time.

[Is she stalling for time? Maybe. She doesn't want to appear too eager about things.]
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Re: Good luck!

[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-14 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll keep the dirty limericks to the blokes in the pub. [ Owen shifted on his feet. He started to hope for Jack or someone would find them in here before the day was over. ] Course you will! [ Owen tried to sound optimistic and supportive of Tosh. ]

If Gwen brings it up again, we can all tell her to stuff it. [ Owen thought that sounded like a good idea. He didn't want to have to bring up his past relationship with Gwen again, nor did he want to have to talk about Diane. ] If you just want to sit here and talk about the latest piece of alien technology that feel through the rift, fine talk about that and bore me to tears.
sadandsingle: (kissing)

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-14 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for reminding me why I don't try to pull blokes in pubs.

[Tosh might be a bit thick when it comes to interpersonal relationships sometimes, but even she knows better than to go off on yet another tangent he's likely to find impossibly dull. She regards him for a long moment before she leans in and kisses him tentatively.]
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[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-15 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Owen leaned into the kiss, with his eyes closed. He took in a deep breath, and he took in Tosh's scent. He had forgotten how long ago it was since the last kissed one another. Maybe she had a point in the warehouse, that maybe they aren't destined to date anyone outside of Torchwood.

Gwen proved that fact of life to be false, but they weren't Gwen. He continued to kiss Tosh, and he placed his hand at the base of her neck to give the two of them support. It almost seemed like forever, forever in what could be seven minutes.
]
sadandsingle: (kinda flirty)

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-15 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tosh grows bolder as Owen keeps kissing her, wrapping her arms around him as she presses closer in the confined space of the closet. It's easy to lose herself in the kiss and the unexpected intimacy, and she's a little sad when they finally separate.

She blinks at him, a little dazed, not quite sure what to say.]


...well, I suppose that was better than farts.
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[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-15 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After, Tosh let go, Owen took in a deep breath of air before he let a sigh go. He opened his eyes, and he leaned back against the wall.

He looked at Tosh a little puzzled, and he gave her an amused look when she brought up that this was way better than farts.
] Of course it was better than farts, way better than farts. You were snogged by the master of snogging.
sadandsingle: (amused)

[personal profile] sadandsingle 2013-04-15 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
The master of snogging? [Tosh rolls her eyes, unimpressed by his claim. Not that he's bad - in fact, he is rather good - but there's no reason to inflate his ego.] One kiss in a dark closet, and you want me to believe you're the master of snogging?
wears_skirts: (Default)

Lord if these two had actually met I think the world would implode.

[personal profile] wears_skirts 2013-04-10 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Amy stared at the bloke that she had been forced into this stupid closet with, for a few seconds completely silent. "...Well?" She asked expectantly.
wanker4life: (pic#5236894)

Too much snark for the world to handle!

[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-10 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Owen was not exactly amused, and he looked over towards at what appeared to be a ginger in the closet with him. "...Well what?" He said with a mouth full of snark and venom. "You're here for a quick shag aren't you?"
wears_skirts: (angry/annoyed)

Pretty much.

[personal profile] wears_skirts 2013-04-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well this ought to be fun. Not. "A shag? Oh please." She said with a roll of her eyes. Kissing? Yes. Snogging, well that would depend. But Amy did not have sex with just any bloke she came across.
wanker4life: (pic#5202623)

[personal profile] wanker4life 2013-04-11 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Owen considered if he should be delightfully crude in the process. "It's either a quick shag, snog, or I get to tell you that I've ate some beans on toast that are starting to disagree with my upper gastrointestinal system."

If this was going to be seven minutes in heaven, perhaps there is the choice of seven minutes in hell. Owen cocked his head off to the side. "It's a bit of a hard choice, I know."