PILLOW FORT MEME

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PILLOW FORT MEME!


Who said a meme has to have elaborate rules? You've just built the ULTIMATE FORT out of pillows, blankets, and couch cushions. Decide who gets in and who has to stay out. Throw jelly beans at invaders, read scary stories at midnight with a flashlight. Play truth or dare. Discover your inner child! Go nuts!

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kiyotaka ishimaru | dangan ronpa

[procedures]

[ it's time that he learns about fun -- meaningless fun, the kind where your troubles benefit you in absolutely no conceivable way. in order to fully understand and perhaps, dare he say it, make conversation with his peers. when all of his research is said and done, he discovers that forts are most definitely the epitome of fun. it said so on the internet, so it must be true!

but rest assured, this is no simple fort. if you're going to build something, do it right! the meticulously built foundation, the precisely thought out walls... yes, his heart is racing with anticipation. this will certainly be the most objectively "fun" pillow fort ever. he can feel it in his veins!! ]

[diamondo]

[...Ishimaru, you don't know the first thing about fun, do you?

Well, don't worry about that, because aniki is here to fix that! Since you went to all that trouble building the fort, surely you don't mind a barrage of pillows being chucked at it!

Today we are mature teenagers.]

[procedures]

[ BROTHER NO what are you doing??

he does his best to catch what pillows he can as they come flying by his head. thanks for the building tools, bro. these will make a great drawbridge. ]

The fort is not yet durable enough to withstand those attacks! [ so don't do that he thinks. how are they supposed to have fun without a proper fort? ]

I need duct tape and no less than ten screws!

[ he just wants them to have fun okay it has to be perfect! ]

[diamondo]

The fuck do you need screws for?

[On second thought, he probably doesn't want to know...]

Pillow forts are made of pillows, aniki.

[Is there enough room in there for him? Because no seriously, he needs to see what the hell it is you're doing in there.]

[procedures]

[ whoa whoa whoa hold up there. is he... doing this wrong??? the cold hand of humiliation slaps him right across the face! how could this have happened... he did all his research! ]

Y-yes, but...

[ there is no way to justify this. abort. abort! ]

In that case, I no longer need those! Ha, ha... it was a joke. [ don't let the awkward forced laugh fool you. it was TOTALLY a joke.

fun is a lot harder and more embarrassing than he ever could have dreamed. be cool, ishimaru, be cool. act natural. ] Then, the fort is almost complete!

[ which brings him to all the FUN ACTIVITIES that are most certainly on the agenda! although he can't really understand the appeal of doing everyday activities surrounded by pillows. but he will! oh, he will, or he'll die trying. ]

[diamondo]

[Oh aniki... you're trying, aren't you?]

Hey, don't worry about it! Move over, I'm coming in!

[He'll show you how to have fun!]

[procedures]

[ he's trying so hard it hurts. don't worry is a nice thought but nearly impossible to put into action if you're ishimaru. he just hopes that there aren't any glaring imperfections in the fort's construction - he would die, just die! imperfections in design might be hard to notice for mondo, though, because he's going to be met with a far more ridiculous sight. ishimaru, still maintaining perfect posture through all of this, trying desperately not to wrinkle his uniform, in a pillow fort. there may not be a rarer sight than this. ]

All right! [ he so did not just pull out a neatly-folded piece of paper from his pocket, except for the part where he totally did. and now he's reading off of it. ] Common activities in a pillow fort are reading, movie-watching, games... [ don't worry. he came prepared. ]

I suggest we commence with the entertainment immediately. [ he is 17 kinds of pathetic. mondo is a saint for putting up with him. ]

[diamondo]

[Oh man, he definitely notices Ishimaru's posture. Mondo briefly wonders if Ishimaru ever sits like a normal person, then dismisses the thought entirely. It's Ishimaru, after all.]

You do know you don't have to prepare everything in advance, right?

[But his tone is teasing and he's obviously not mad. Mondo sits next to Ishimaru, sprawling rather than sitting properly.]

So I'm guessing your idea of "entertainment" is reading a textbook, huh?

[Again, teasing.]

[procedures]

[ dude. don't even lie, there's more than a few kernels of truth in that joke. the countless number of irrelevant facts stored in ishimaru's mental strongbox serves as undeniable proof. ]

Knowledge is life's greatest reward, brother!

[ although he's more than happy to spend his time leafing through a textbook, he knows that doesn't seem to be the favored past time of his peers. for some reason. ]

What else is there...?

[ he really does want to know. help him be normal. an impossible feat, really, but it's the only thing that he doesn't have extensive knowledge on. which is completely unacceptable, really. ]