the PHONE HELL meme

[m3m3]

t h e PHONE HELL m e m e

Cell phones, eh? Sometimes they make your life easier-- and sometimes they make it harder.

#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

Comments

[transferee]

I'm surprised you don't already know, honestly

[afieldsmedal]

Well, I was looking for something a little more classy than flammable hairspray, a rubber band, and a lighter. But apparently the next step up is a pump water gun, a paper clip, and a birthday candle.

[transferee]

Which isn't much classier, really

[afieldsmedal]

Not at all. I was thinking of something with a fuel tanks and a pressure regulator.

[transferee]

And why exactly do you need a flamethrower at all?

[afieldsmedal]

Would you believe me if I said Vietnamese War reenactments?

[transferee]

not even for a second. if you were doing a reenactment you would have roped me into it already

[afieldsmedal]

Maybe I just knew you were more of a WWII girl.

[transferee]

because my preferences usually come into consideration before you rope me into something

[afieldsmedal]

Your preferences come into consideration before I rope you in to flannel and canvas clothing. I've got standards when it comes to forcibly dressing people. And really, I was more interested in the flamethrower.

[transferee]

Well, the flamethrower does sound a lot more interesting.

[afieldsmedal]

Exactly. So, I don't suppose you have anything other than guns in your garage do you?

[transferee]

I don't think we have flame throwers, but I could check

[afieldsmedal]

You should go check.

[transferee]

[There's a few minutes wait, and then another response.] no flame thrower but we might be able to jerry rig something

[afieldsmedal]

I'm not sure we can jerry rig a flame thrower and be sure it won't blow up in our faces.

[transferee]

...Right. Good point. what do we do then?

[afieldsmedal]

The closest community college is only three hours away. Maybe they're having a science fair.

[transferee]

we could google and see if they are. if so, roadtrip.

[afieldsmedal]

And you're driving~

[ There's an hours worth of research before the next message. ]

There's something prestigious in LA. You willing to drive that far?

[transferee]

sure, as long as you help with gas

[afieldsmedal]

I could do that. Also, I call DJ.

[transferee]

no way, if I am driving the whole time I get to pick some of the music.

[afieldsmedal]

But I have great taste in music. You'll like it.

[ Don't you want to listen to Madonna for several hours, Allison? ]

[transferee]

We'll take terms.

[no, no she does not.]