the PHONE HELL meme

[m3m3]

t h e PHONE HELL m e m e

Cell phones, eh? Sometimes they make your life easier-- and sometimes they make it harder.

#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

Comments

Eponine Thenardier | Les Miserables (Modern AU)

[neverminetolose]

You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"

[vagueambition]

i dont remember that, either

[neverminetolose]

It's one of the last things I remember before I went outside for water from the hose.

[vagueambition]

pretty sure i didnt stop yelling, though

[neverminetolose]

Probably. Do you remember if I said or did something embarrassing in front of someone that I'm going to regret when I find out?

[vagueambition]

someone = marius?

[neverminetolose]

I plead the fifth.

[vagueambition]

that sounded incriminating

but no, i try to have as few marius-related memories as possible

so i have no idea what you did or didnt do

[neverminetolose]

That was my first sentence.

Great.

Apparently there's a Don't Go Shot For Shot With R rule at your house.

[vagueambition]

that rule is in place nationally, actually. it's a federal law

[neverminetolose]

Always wanted to be a felon. Apparently I outlasted the others.

[vagueambition]

that almost impresses me

[neverminetolose]

Grew up in a bar. I know how to drink. I'm just smaller and I wasn't in a good place.

[vagueambition]

are you ever in a good place?

[neverminetolose]

I'm a terrible person, what do you think?

[vagueambition]

that youre always in a bad one and so am i

[neverminetolose]

Misery loves company. Why we're friends.

[vagueambition]

and company loves more. it's a fact

[neverminetolose]

Company also holds each other's hair back while the other is puking their brains out. ...That was you, right?

[vagueambition]

probably. i got hosed down too. sat in the bathroom for awhile. then i went to bed

but yeah that was probably me

I love how you, me and anonyme are all talking about the same party

[neverminetolose]

Yeah... I have no idea how I got home.

lol anonyme is my soulmate in real life

[vagueambition]

roomie didnt have anything to do with it?

Really? That's glorious!

[neverminetolose]

Her bones are too brittle to carry me.

yeah we've known each other for a very, very, very long time

[vagueambition]

oh swoon maybe marius carried you

Sweet! You're both very lovely people.

[neverminetolose]

Find me an eye witness immediately.