Ask Me/Tell Me: The Meme

[yohko]

The Ask Me & Tell Me Meme



based off of somethingawful's ask/tell forum

How this works:
→ Post with your character and an ask/tell thread!
→ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT/SUBJECT LINE BLANK. For examples, look at the link above.
→ Reply to other characters!
→ Have fun and be excellent to each other!

Meme taken and slightly modified from the original here.

Comments

Ask me about floriography

[badlydressed]

Re: Ask me about floriography

[vagueambition]

Ask you about what the fuck, now?

[badlydressed]

Floriography, it's the language of flowers, as in different flowers having different meanings. I could swear I've told you about this before.

[vagueambition]

I didn't realize there was a long-winded word ascribed to it. I just refer to it as "Jehan's Flower Bullshit," and call it a day.

[badlydressed]

Well, I wasn't going to say "ask me about my flower bullshit". Did you know that there was something like a secret code with hand fans, as well, around the same time period?

[vagueambition]

I did know about the fans. It was all about dissing guys at balls, wasn't it?

[anonyme]

Which one means "I'm sorry, but you're all on your own for dinner tonight because I've discovered someone who is Wrong On The Internet and this might take some time"?

[vagueambition]

Who's on their own for what, now? I said I could be convinced to make it. Or are we not talking about that in the "public forum"?

[anonyme]

I'm sorry, is that something you think everyone here ought to be privy to?

[vagueambition]

Well.

In really vague terms.

[anonyme]

Then, please. Announce your proposed bargain to the whole room. Allow them to weigh in, as it is certainly not exclusively our business, but everyone's.

[vagueambition]

I think I changed my mind.

[anonyme]

I think you made a wise decision.

[vagueambition]

I'll just slink back into my corner, now.

[anonyme]

Don't be melodramatic.

Just don't be crude, either.

[vagueambition]

For the moment, I can manage.

[anonyme]

Thank you.