( she hears 'i dare you to do three more shots'. )

[bottecellie]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.

three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.

four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

Crowley | Supernatural

[goesdown]

He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.

[w1nn1ng]

Congrats on your middle school score.
Stop texting me.

[goesdown]

Just thought you might like to know before you eat him. Such a waste.

[w1nn1ng]

Ha ha I don't eat kids. You shouldn't spend so much time on the internet.

[ Like he's going to give you a text that incriminating, Crowley.

Also, he prefers them fully grown.

Unless they're baked into muffins. He sure did put some of his people on that. ]

[goesdown]

Of course not. You're a paragon of morals.

[holyovercoat]

... Are you meant to be talking to me, or about me?

[goesdown]

Well, this is embarrassing. I'll have to send you a naughty picture to make up for it.

[holyovercoat]

Crowley, please. That will hardly be necessary. My memory works just fine.

[goesdown]

You're no fun when you're using words, do you know that? You should really find better ways to occupy your mouth.

[holyovercoat]

Perhaps you should follow your own advice.

[goesdown]

I'd venture to say I've already found ways to occupy my mouth that would surprise and delight you.

[holyovercoat]

[The reply takes a few long minutes.]

You wouldn't be wrong.

[goesdown]

Thinking about it, feathers?

[holyovercoat]

And what if I was?

[goesdown]

Then I would implore you to tell me what you're wearing.

[foundacause]

Well isn't that just fabulous. Not sure how I would've gotten through the day not knowing that.

[goesdown]

He's still doing better than you'll be once I find you, darling.

[foundacause]

Shouldn't that be 'if' you find me, dirt bag?

[goesdown]

Well, I suppose your feather-brained boyfriend and his boyfriend may accidentally get you killed first. I'll try to keep the party a modest affair.

[foundacause]

I know you're still butt-hurt about Feathers dumping you but really you need to get over it already.

Wanting to kill us all isn't going to win him back. Maybe you should try chocolate.

[goesdown]

Maybe I should kill you and stuff you. That seems like a gift even he can't refuse.

[foundacause]

Romantic. Of course, that still comes back to the fact you need to find me first. Sorry, Sweetcheeks.

[goesdown]

Have you heard of GPS tracking, babycakes? I'll be seeing you sooner than you think.

[foundacause]

Have you heard of a signal jammer, Hellboy?

[goesdown]

I have. I've employed several hackers to get around it. Those Google boys sure are impressive.