( she hears 'i dare you to do three more shots'. )

[bottecellie]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.

three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.

four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[nodavinci]

Solution: open a bar in the library.

[lucency]

I didn't think of that! There would have to be regulations, of course, but you might have something there.

[nodavinci]

You'd be the hero of grad students and librarians everywhere.

[lucency]

But what's the honest amount of studying that would get done?

[nodavinci]

Let's be honest: if you can't study from halfway down a bottle of whiskey, you're not cut out for higher education.

[lucency]

Oh? Speaking from experience?

[nodavinci]

I studied engineering.

Which is really just short form for "Yes, officer, that is tequila, and I have no idea how the giraffe got on top of the station house".

[lucency]

And you were good enough that they never suspected the two were connected, I'm guessing.

[nodavinci]

Oh, they suspected. They just couldn't prove anything.