The Pre-Midfuck Meme

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The Pre-Midfuck Meme

1. Post your character
2. Those who reply are just about to stick it in
3. Or just about to have it stuck in
4. Have fun with that ;)

RNG Scenarios


ONE

The perfect end to a perfect romantic date: spending the night together making sweet, sweet love.

TWO

You might not even know each other's names. No need here for the silly games: this is a one-night stand.

THREE

Escort mission: one of you is getting paid to serve up the sexy.

FOUR

Friends with benefits: you and your friend are just working off the urge together.

FIVE

First Time: cash in your v-card.

SIX

Make up your own!

Comments

Orihime Inoue | Bleach | Het

[leekspins]

[1 and 5 are more likely for her, but I have no objections to making up your own prompt!]

1!

[not_so_hollow]

[Their date night had gone very well, dinner and then a movie, one Ichigo honestly couldn't remember anything about right now thanks to the circumstances.

The circumstances being that once they returned to Orihime's apartment, they'd decided to have a simple make-out session that turned into something a lot more hot and heavy. It was like they couldn't help themselves tonight, which was especially strange to Ichigo because usually he did his very best to refrain from pushing her to do these things in any way.

But here they were, both incredibly aroused and naked on her bed. Orihime was underneath him, and Ichigo was propping himself up with one arm, while his other hand gripped his erection to he could guide it to her entrance. Glancing down to make sure he had it right just made him blush even more, and as he slowly pushes in to the other teen, he groans softly, unable to help himself. Orihime always feels amazing around him, and even if Ichigo is nervous about sex always, he craves more and more of it each time they do it.]

Emi Lafferty | OC | Het

[wishesunheard]

Alex Jansen / OC / OTA

[alonewillsing]

Re: Alex Jansen / OC / OTA

[(Anonymous)]

http://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/721020.html?thread=463737212#cmt463737212

please stop flooding the memes with your character list

Abbie Jansen / OC / OTA

[thislastrequest]

Riley Madison / Annabelle (The Swan Princess) / OUAT OC / Het

[andtheswan]

Miles Riordan | OC | Het

[savedmysanity]

Matt Delaney / OC / Het

[asyoufindme]

Will Vaughn / OC / OTA

[nvrbelieveagain]

Casey Ehrlich | OC | Het

[avariedlife]

Blake Meyers | OC | Het

[noexmarines]

Maddie Graham / OC / OTA

[bestintention]

Gwen Martin - OC - OTA

[nevergaveuphope]

Bryonny Meyers | OC | Het

[listenwritelive]

Re: Bryonny Meyers | OC | Het

[(Anonymous)]

to your account here and also to alonewillsing, andtheswan, asyoufindme, avariedlife, bestintention, listenwritelive, meantnothing, nevergaveuphope, noexmarines, nvrbelieveagain, savedmysanity, swanssong, thatsamesong, thislastrequest, wishesunheard and i know im missing some:

the very least you can do is tag out if youre going to try if you want tags. everyone sees you do this every shippy/smutty meme and do nothing after that. that guarantees no bites because it looks like you expect them to do all the work. tag around for once. the world does not cater to you newsflash.

Rebekah Mikealson | The Vampire Diaries | OTA

[easily]

Elias Watney || oc || m/m

[ideograms]

[OOC notes: Elias is from 1928, and I'd prefer to play a scene that's set around that era. If you'd like something more contemporary, let's talk and see if we can work something out. As for scenarios, 2 might be the most likely, but all are workable. For 3, he'd be the one paying, not the one selling. For 5, he certainly wouldn't be the virgin, but if you want it to be your character's first time, I have no objections. Please don't presume/handwave a preexisting relationship without prior discussion, thanks.]

Kinda 3, but mostly not?

[excommunicated]

It would be a lie to say that Allen hasn't had some strange encounters in his time, but this one is pretty high up the list. It's not even high up the list because the gentlemen has especially strange interests or anything, it's just the way this meeting has ended up going that's been so jarring. He hasn't had someone's express an interest in extended company before, nor has he found the presence genuinely pleasing.

After some initial miscommunication, it does seem like the two of them are finally on the same page. Or at least, both in the right chapter even if Allen is still a couple of lines or pages behind. He could catch up though as the situation is hardly ambitious; there is little to guess about when he is helped to strip away his clothes, as hands find their way to his sides and hips, and warm breath fans out across his taut, sensitive skin...

Perhaps the difficulty for Allen is that his book is the wrong way up: it would more commonly be him on his knees and someone else with their back pressed up against something with fingers grasping onto something to steady themselves (the rim of the bathtub, in this case) and shivering in anticipation, not the other way around as things currently are. This is not a service he is accustomed to providing... In fact, he's not even entirely sure that he is the one providing the service here.

elena gilbert (the vampire diaries)

[risks]

I don't know the canon too well, and you gave no prefs, sooo 2

[fallingflicker]

[They're not here to be friendly. It's not nice, nothing good. It's just a fuck, and that's all.

Emiliana bites down hard on the woman's neck, nails sinking into the cloth of her pants. She'd come prepared, fun clothes under the party shit, vibrator, but fuck she didn't want to deal with that. The night at the bar had gone bad, but she ended up with a hot woman and a decent hotel room. Now she has an outlet for the frustration.

Hope Elena doesn't mind rough teeth, nails shoving at her clothes a little too desperately, the clash of lips and tongue before Emilia goes back to molesting her neck.]

You're fine with oral? [Made between one bite and one lingering kiss to the side of her companion's mouth.]

Lois Lane | Smallville/DC | OTA

[loistheintrepid]

bro strider - homestuck - ota

[puppetfetish]

Sandoval | Oglaf | OTA, like he cares?

[diplomatic_immunity]

[[Total hideousness this-a-way. SCENARIOS: m-maybe? Better still, please pick one word from each of the columns below.

Column 1	Column 2	Column 3
Filthy Manic Unholy Drug-Addled Frenzied	Dragon Candy Windshield Apostrophe Battlefront	Sailboat Frottage Genitals Orgy Handstands

]]

Lea | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[tenacityformed]

[so up for any of these]

6

[key_illusion]

[Who knows if there's such a thing as sweet love between these two, unless it involves ???'s having his hands bound, kneeling over, and forehead pressed into the mattress. Or the numerous scratches down Lea's back and chest to the point of almost bleeding. ??? looks pissed though (which isn't unusual for him), but for completely different reasons than what might be obvious:]

Stop staring already-! [He's tempted to tap into Telepathy to get this started.]

Kat | DmC: Devil May Cry | f/f (f/m for castmates)

[squirrelcum]

[princelylady]

Time to make a choice, Kitty Kat.

[Everything was set up perfectly. The strap-on toy was pulled on tight and ready to go, lubricated and wiggling slightly as Liz anxiously rocked her hips, and below her, Kat was very ready to go, bent over the bed with her hands tied behind her back and not a stitch of clothing on her. Liz was teasing the girl horribly, moving the head of her dildo between both of the holes so neatly offered to her, not quite penetrating either one.]

Which oh which should I fuck? That's up to you, but there's consequences, Kitty, whichever you pick. I think, whichever hole of yours I don't fuck now, you get to lick mine. Sounds fair, right?

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

Solona Amell | Dragon Age | OTA

[spellmight]

Kamui || X || M/M

[haplesswisher]

[Five is totally my kink, but I'm up for anything!]

John Watson | BBC Sherlock | OTA

[bloggingdoctor]