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 the ROAD TRIP meme
You know who likes a good road trip? Everyone likes a good road trip! So aren't you glad you get to go on one now? Of course you are.

How it works:
1. Post with your character, with their name | canon and any preferences in the subject line
2. Someone else tags you. Congratulations, those characters are now on a road trip together! To where? Who cares! We only care about the journey here
3. Go to the RNG and get a random number between 1 and 15 to pick your scenario, or combine numbers or make up your own
4. ???
5. ROAD TRIP STYLED PROFIT!

Scenarios:
1: LOST You should have made a left toin at Albuquerque, or maybe you've been holding the map upside down this whole time! Whatever it is, you're hopelessly LOST. Will you make it back on the path to your destination, or will you find a new adventure? Try not to open any hatches.

2: Tourist Trap Okay, you're all for seeing the sights, but World's Biggest Doorstopper? World's Smallest Chicken? World's Noisiest Whistle? Do we really have to stophere, too?

3: Car Trouble Maybe you got a flat tire. Maybe your engine's stalled. Or maybe you just overestimated how far you could get on a half tank of gas. Either way, you're broke down on the side of the road and the nearest station is miles away; better get behind it and push!

4: Bad Weather Driving in the rain? No problem. Driving in torrential downpours or a blinding blizzard? Big problem! Better find a way to get out of the storm fast!

5: When Ya Gotta Go... Didn't I tell you to go before we left? Well, even if you did, maybe you shouldn't have had that 44 ounce Super Big Gulp, because there's not another rest stop for miles. Maybe you can find an empty bottle in the back...

6: Road Delays Stuck in traffic? Stuck at road construction? Stuck in a funeral procession? Bridge out? Whatever it is, it's blocking your way. Do you wait patiently, or maybe find your own way around it.

7: Smokey and the Bandit Oh no, those blue lights behind you can't be good. Maybe you should just pull over and accept your speeding ticket like a decent citizen. Or, maybe you should floor it. High speed chase anyone?

8: Night Driving You decided to drive through the night, and now it's one AM and you're all out of coffee. Wake up a friend and make them help you stay awake; falling asleep at the wheel is dangerous!

9: Ghost Town Boy, this town sure is quiet. And... kind of creepy. Oh God, did something in those corn rows just move? I hear banjo music; DRIVE FASTER!

10: Roadkill Good going, you hit an animal. I sure hope you feel good about yourself. Now you've killed the poor- oh, it's still moving? What do we do now!?
      10a: The I Know What You Did Last Summer Edition That animal you hit was a little more human than you care for... oh          dear...

11: ROAD RAGE That jerk cut me off! How dare he!? I'll make him pay! Or maybe you cut off a less-than-friendly driver of your own, and now he's after you...

12: Carjacked Awww, that was a good lunch. ...Wait, I know this is where we parked... Dude, where's the car!?!?

13: Hitchhiking Who said you needed a car for a road trip? Stick that thumb out and catch a ride where you're going. Maybe you and a buddy are chillin' with the pigs in a trailer, or maybe that nice looking hitchhiker you picked up down the road is not as nice as you thought...

14: Fantasy Car Roads? Where you're going, you don't need roads. If you're in Doc's DeLorean, anyway. Or maybe the car is really Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Or a spy car. Or the Batmobile. Or a Transformer! Whatever it is, this car is NOT normal.

15: Are We There Yet? Roller's choice! Pick your favorite option, or two, or three, or just roll with whatever feels right!

Comments

Sahu ✪ Wake Up Deadman ✪ ota

[livingdeadboy]

Rodney McKay | Stargate: Atlantis

[zpm]

1! and whatever else may come along

[labcoatgirl]

"Are you sure it's this way?" Betty was saying, pulling out the road map from the glove compartment. She just knew they weren't supposed to be halfway into the woods when the symposium was supposed to be in the city.

Why did she even agree to carpool in the first place??

Det. Will LaMontagne, Jr. / Criminal Minds

[inthishouse]

1 - earlier in their relationship from the A/B/O meme?

[unmakeme]

It's a rare occurrence when their days off line up, even rarer when they get two in a row. So they're making good use of them. Natasha has her shoes off and her feet hanging out the window of the old pickup, painted toes wiggling in the breeze. "You're lost," she says slowly in her carefully perfected Appalachian drawl. Pale arms stretch up over her head, her yellow tank top riding up until her back cracks and she sighs happily.

"Just admit it and pull over." Her arms drop behind the head rest as she watches the road stretch on endlessly in front of them. "It we ever pass another gas station." She turns in her seat, calves resting against the doorframe, feet still hanging out the window. It puts her head in his lap, pillowed on his thigh so that she can smirk up at him. "You run out of gas out here and I have to hitchhike and you're never allowed to plan another trip. Not ever. I mean it."

Orihime Inoue | Bleach | Het where applicable!

[leekspins]

kiruma souichi. | usogui | ota

[twentyfirst]

Douglas Richardson (et al, if requested) | Cabin Pressure

[mjn_air]

[More points for "Words With One Sound" game!]

Courfeyrac | Les Mis (modern au)

[ex_centers423]

7

[neverminetolose]

"Damn it," Eponine swore, sinking lower into her passenger seat as she saw the flashing lights in the rear-view mirror. "Courfeyrac, I think we've got company." Speeding, probably. But she didn't want to take any chances. That was one of the things her father had taught her when she was younger: cover all your bases. But that was then. And this was, well, now.

Miss Piggy | Muppets | OTA

[divineswine]

[ Movin' right along... ]

R | Warm Bodies (film-verse)

[shrugger]

[Sorry. He can't drive.]

[exhumes]

[ She agrees completely, after what you did to that classic, sorry R. Fortunately, she's a little better with the fine motor functions, if you don't mind a muse that will be profoundly shaky and probably terrible until I can get my hands on a working torrent. :|b ]

Remus Lupin | Harry Potter

[furryproblem]

[Just don't ask him to fly a broomstick with any precision.]

Let's go to Scotland. :)

[bostonhowler]

They're lost. This is what she gets for being an American werewolf in Scotland. Her hands are sure on the wheel, but she looks out at the road that's becoming increasingly rural. Brigid glances at Remus, biting her lip.

"Okay, I think it's safe to say we are lost. Really lost. Are you sure you're reading that map right?"

She has to ask. She has to. She doesn't know about European werewolves, but there's a few werewolves in the pack at home that need a map, three guides, a compass and to be lead by the hand to find their way around anywhere outside their comfort zones.

Dean Winchester [S1] | Supernatural | OTA

[driveeverywhere]

13

[kuromu_dokuro]

[One-eyed short, purple-haired Japanese woman walking down the road dragging wheeled luggage behind and apparently carrying on an argument with a Snow Owl which is clinging to her shoulder.

[At the sound of the car, though, she turns to stick her thumb out.]

Ralph | Wreck-It Ralph

[halitosis]

[ Oh boy, more driving. ]

3

[rancis]

[Of course, more driving!

Or not so much! It is just his luck that his kart somehow...decided it no longer wanted to go. Well, he has the sense to get out and see what the problem is. Maybe it's the dead weight that is on board.]

Zelos Wilder | Tales of Symphonia

[luxuriant]

4 :>

[my_own_path]

[ it's raining buckets out and there are howling winds and lightning storms and all that fun stuff

clearly this is perfect weather for Missile is to roll down the window so he can stick his head out.

LOOK HOW SMART HE IS AREN'T YOU PROUD ]

Dean Winchester | Supernatural

[steelhorse]

Bruce Wayne | Young Justice

[darkpatriarch]

LOST. So lost.

[futures_of_ash]

Hitchhiking, generally, had a few rules. One: One should be in contact with the road to be traveled upon. Two: There should be some form of wheeled motor vehicle approaching. Three: A thumb should be held out.

Guess which one of the three the very lost mutant in the sky was managing?

She had her knees tucked to her chest and a thumb held out, and that was about the only normal thing in this scenario. She'd come into the world falling, the spreading bruise along her face and a sleeve that was slowly turning red were probably bad signs. The weird signs were the fact that she was some hundreds of feet up in the air when she heard the sound of a vehicle and she seemed utterly unperturbed by the fact.

The (10th) Doctor | Doctor Who

[greatbigouterspacedunce]

Martha Jones | Doctor Who

[drjones]

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

allison argent | teen wolf | ota

[bowing]

6 → 3/13 or something

[afieldsmedal]

[ the bridge had raised to let a boat pass underneath it; had creaked ominously enough to make lydia wince, stare critically at the operators box, and not been surprised when they ended up sitting there for upwards of an hour and a half because the stupid gears were rusted and had stuck. good job, oregon. lure people to your state with the promise of excellent costal b&b's, and stick them behind your poorly maintained elevated roads. ]

[ she's annoyed, but lets it go because she's in tolerable company and has already found the oregon pop station on the radio. plus, not moving means they're at little risk for any accidents, so lydia toes off her shoes and peels off her shoes, kicking her feet up onto the passenger dashboard and painting her nails with miniature bottles of polish and top coat. ]

[ it's between the second layer of garish mania and final seal that she sees got to pull the i-was-right-and-you-were-wrong card out of her pocket and sighs. ]

We could have flown, you know. Plane tickets are usually cheaper than gas.

Perry the Platypus OR Ferb Fletcher | Phineas and Ferb

[allthecoolness]

[ooc: please specify which muse you would like]

John Harrison || [star trek reboot] || ota

[sanguinolent]

stiles stilinski | teen wolf

[ex_question191]

4 | Suuuuup.

[pertinax]

[ Jackson is doing a great job of looking anywhere but at the loser driver of the loser vehicle he's currently hitching a ride in, thank you very much, not least because his situation is pretty close to disgustingly horrible. He watches his baby grow smaller and smaller in the wing mirror of Stiles' jeep—truck?—whatever the fuck he calls it, his brooding gaze lingering on the smoke rising from the hood before she disappears around a bend. Stiles has that stupid look on his face that usually precedes something sarcastic and clever; ]

No. Shut up. Don't— [ His grimace is theatrical, accompanied by the irritated thunk of his head against the headrest. ] Just don't even talk to me, freak. No-one in this shitty tin-can-on-wheels is happy about me being here. 'Kay?

[ Because he's fucked, plain and simple; fucked with worry for his car and the potential she has to end up trashed or stolen by any juvenile delinquent passing by. Not that many pedestrians ever venture that far out, of course, but Jackson's good at panicking about things he considers integral to his life. His car, his clothes, his position on the lacrosse team, that perfect jaw he's so proud of ...

The sky darkens. He doesn't notice, not at first, convinced it's just his filthy mood getting the better of him, but when the first spatter of rain hits Stiles' windshield it jerks him from his sulk with a comical start. ]

... Is that rain?

[ His eyes go wide as his face slackens with shock. Now his car hasn't just broken down, it’s broken down and been left to the elements. ]

Nu-huh. No way. Turn around right now.

hal jordan | dc

[greenlighting]

two.

[onefouroneseven]

[ ( no i lied final crisis is after sinestro corps war. SO PRETEND IT'S AFTER INFINITE CRISIS. as i play fast and loose with DC continuity. )

If it was up to her, Soranik wouldn't even be here. But Ganthet decided that it would be best for her to spend some of her time as a fresh Corps member with one of the Earth lanterns. The Torchbearer was somewhere out in space, Lantern Gardner had been suspiciously left out, and when left between the choice of Hal Jordan and John Stewart - Sora picked Jordan.

It was a decision she was beginning to regret. ]

Earth's biggest ball of yarn, Lantern Jordan?

[ Really? ]

thor odinson | marvel 616 | 8-12 or 2 would work best

[thundergodmode]

Catherine Ramsey | OC | OTA

[notbrkenyet]