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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0 [SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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[Everything is pink. From the towels to the mats. To the curtains, currently drawn in the bathroom while she soaps herself up in the tub. Her hair's done up in a tight bun, safe from the countless, rose-scented bubbles. Sailing peacefully over her stomach and thighs, the pink rubber ducky glitters in the lights, rhinestones scattered all over its beak and wings.

Lucretia is in love with this hotel and everything associated with it. It's definitely her new, favourite place. And oh, the peace - because the beast is resting still and her time is private.]

[He fucked her good this time. Fucked her hard, long and good. The past half hour he's been sleeping off his orgasm, but he's done sleeping now and ready for another round. They're here for four days and he ain't gonna waste them, having less fun in Slumberland than he could have, here. Awake.

So he gets up. Spunk dried out on the skin of his inner thigh. Walks across the floor to the closed door to the bathroom. She's hiding, that fucking bitch. He loves it. Opening the door, he stops in the doorway to look at her having a ball without him. Eyes narrowing slightly. Halfway irritation, halfway lust.]

[She notices the door opening. Of course she does. But how is that going to stop her from enjoying her bath - her lovely, -lonely- bath? Not in any fashion, no. Without looking at him, she soaps up her other leg slowly, lazily.]

You can close it again. There is a draft.

Sure, baby.

[And he closes the door. Closes it good. With a bang. There, no fucking draft anymore. Demanding cunt. Should start demanding some cock soon. He moves across the room to stand next to the bathtub, watching her the entire way. His cock beginning to harden, slowly. Give a man a break, he's just fucked both their brains out.]

[She jumps at the sudden bang of the door, the rubber ducky riding the resultant wave down to her knees. From here, she is on perfect eye level with his cock while he approaches. Ignoring it by principle, she glances at him without much enthusiasm.]

Wait for me in bed, doggy. [Shifting sideways, she runs a hand up his thigh lightly, painting a wet trail of pink bubbles onto his skin.] Mi piaci. Promise. Now go.

[She runs her hand up his thigh, only making his cock harden faster. She has those long nails, does Lucretia. They can be deadly and he loves her for it. When she scratches like an angry kitty. Grabbing hold of her wrist, he pulls her forward by her arm. Hard. Probably bumping her big, fake tits against the side of the tub.]

Doggy wants to fuck here, though.

[Slosh, slosh - the water splashes onto the floor when he pulls her forward, her breasts smashed against the porcelain and his cock suddenly inches from her cheek. Face reddening, she looks up at him, trying to pull her wrist out of his grip.]

Mangia merde e morte, you animal! You can wait for ten minutes.

Ain't you right here, principessa?

[He doesn't let go. Instead he tightens his grip till he's probably leaving marks on her skin. Steps closer, one step. His cock slapping against the side of her face with a soft, fleshy sound.]

[She closes her eyes automatically, but everything smells of him regardless, of his sex and his arousal. Hers, too, despite her current disinterest. Inching away, she shakes her head, face screwing up slightly in discomfort.]

If you are so desperate, masturbate.

[With her other hand, she slaps his cock away.]

[Shit, that hurt. Releasing her with something close to a shove, he glares at her for a long time. Her body half-covered in water and bubbles. Pink, like the lady wants it. He gets her all this shit and she slaps his cock? Fucking whore.

Reaching down, he grabs the rubber duck - throws it against the wall at the other end of the room. His own money going to waste, but isn't it fucking always?]

Didn't come here to wank.

[He steps into the tub, one leg first, the water heated and rising up his calf.]

[He gets her attention, definitely - her gaze following the path of the poor rubber ducky as it flies through the room, bouncing off the wall with a thud. Lucretia is used to violent men; has grown up with them and worked alongside them all her life. So of course, she shifts over. Makes room for him because he'll step her underfoot if she doesn't. She's not stupid. Neither is she terribly aroused by his childish behaviour.

She splashes him with water when he gets in, aiming for his eyes.]

Stop, you fucking bitch.

[He blinks a few times to get the water out of his eyes, seating himself next to her blindly, the volume of his body pushing hers to the side, probably uncomfortably but who gives a fuck at this point. Reaching out, he reaches for the bun her hair has been done up in and buries his fingers in it, pulling her forward slightly. Just for emphasis. She's one of those women who only understand it the hard way.]

[Merda, the stupid boy! She ends up scrambling for space just a bit, not elegantly. The resultant motion of her body is natural; how she slips from one hand to the other, flipping over on top of him to avoid getting crushed.]

Let go! [She grabs his wrist, nails digging into his skin; aah, it hurts, his grip on her hair. Lips halfway between a frown and a pout, she moves one, naked leg up between his thighs, pressing against his hard cock. Insistently.] Let go or I crush it.

[Danger zone. He gets himself there way too easily with Lucretia. Principessa. Shifting slightly and managing an amused snort, he releases her - her nails leaving marks on his skin. She's sitting on top of him and it's exactly where he wanted her anyway. Good thing his bitches know how to behave around him. All of them. Even his favourite, oldest one. Leaning forward slightly, he places his hands on her hips, pulling her forward until their faces are inches apart.]

What about a kiss, Princess? For the frog.

[The shift from him is instantaneous and she doesn't quite follow; her mood is not as easily changeable as his. It is like that with men like him - but him in particular. One moment, he is smiling. The next, he assaults her. In whichever way he wants, of course, because she is a woman and if she refuses, he simply takes.

His cock feels heated and stiff, trapped between them as she leans closer. Grants the prince his wish with a flick of her tongue against his lips.]

[His breathing is slowly getting more laboured, the feeling of his cock trapped between their bodies, rubbing up against her tummy... With a growl, he leans in close enough to smash his mouth against hers and push his tongue in between her lips. He's never been a sophisticated kisser and he doesn't really care about the art form either, instead he simply thrusts his tongue forward, sliding it over hers roughly.]

[She barely manages to take a breath before his tongue plunges in between her lips. She lets him fill her mouth for a few seconds before her mind gives up on passivity; she hates it, it feels disgusting. And it's a no-win situation because if she responds, she'll feel disgusting too.

Letting him take her mouth for another moment, she finally draws back, gasping for air. Slides one hand up his neck to grasp at his hair, pulling hard.]

[Tightening his hold on her body in response to the pain in his scalp, he presses her down against his thighs, down against his cock. The water sloshes around them at the movement, the splashing sound mingling with their breathing. A small laugh, at her, and he leans in again, catching her bottom lip between his teeth and biting down hard. Just to see her throw a fit.]

[It is almost painful, his cock pressing against her stomach and thighs. Painful from the way he's handling her. She's almost ready to accommodate him - to let him get away with it - when he bites her. Literally.]

Figlio un cane, you nasty beast, ugh! [She rises off of him - only to push back down, catching his cock between her thighs and drawing him upwards. Not in. He's not that lucky. She leans in close, voice low and borderline hoarse.] If you hurt me again, I will scream.

[It's really kind of an uncomfortable position she's gotten them into. Shifting as much as possible without sliding down the sides of the tub, he pushes his pelvis upwards. The friction enough to make his eyes narrow. If her words hadn't already.]

Oh, shut up, pussycat. You like it.

[Reaching out, his fingers curl around her neck and pull her closer again, her cheek pressing against his shoulder before long. Nice and submissive now, bitch.]

We both know you do.

[She can't protest, not with the way he's pulling her down, his skin heated and damp beneath her cheek. From this angle, she can follow the path of the massive tattoo stretching down his front. If she wanted to. But she shuts her eyes instead, swallowing down another, useless retort.

She doesn't like sleeping with him. This isn't even anything like that. Besides, he's disgusting.

Just like her.]

Talk is not worth much. [In this position, she knows all she has to do is slide down an inch or so - and she'll have his cock pressing up against her cunt. She stays still.] It is only time, wasting.

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